| S aAaieneer ane MY PET eee STUDENT LOAN A March 19, 1996 B. Emmett It's no secret that Douglas College students are finalists in the Most Apathetic Bunch In The World Contest. In fact, most of them are a bunch of uninvolved, uninterested, unmotivated losers. This is a true fact and not subject to debate. Ask anybody who has any function at the college— whether they’re part of a club, work in administration, teach, work in the student society, and they will agree. And they know better than you do. So just accept it. If you attend Douglas College, chances are you're way too fucking apathetic. Of course, the preceding statement is a little unfair, although true. Some people do get involved, such as we Other Press people (we're allowed to pat ourselves on the back occasionally). And some of those who don’t participate do have excuses, such as being working single mothers who attend five courses. However, most people have no such excuse. What's your excuse? Have you rationalized it yet? Did you know that the student society are holding elections this week? Or rather, did you know it before you picked this paper. You don't get any “I’m not apathetic’ points for noticing that there’s a DCSS election because it’s our cover story. Can you name the DCSS president? Do you think this is relevant? It is. The DCSS are your representatives to the administration and the government. A good student society can make a difference in your day-to-day life at DC. A lousy student society make you look bad. They deal with other schools. If the other schools think that the DCSS are a bunch of morons, they will think that the students who elected them are also a bunch of morons. Maybe they would be right. Not that the current DCSS is a bunch of morons or anything, but every election we run that risk. For every person that doesn’t vote, the more probable that possibility becomes. So get off your overworked ass, find out what the issues are, make up your mind and VOTE. The Other Press is Douglas College's autonomous student newspaper. We have been publishing since 1976. Being autonomo! [ 700 Ro New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 Note: The Grizzlies photos la other than our lovely phot Submission Deac _-CUP Liason - Kevin Sallows lassifieds - Michael Pierre reative - Gweny Wong over - vacant ing - Marion Drakos ion Resource - Darin Clisby Resource - Trent Ernst source Assistants - Neila Dandy, rson were taken by none March 28