INSIDE DOUGLAS COLLEGE / March 31, 1992 The Inside zone by Carillon Recently the comic strip Doones- bury ran predictions about the U.S. presidential primaries that had been made and sealed two months earlier. Following in the fine artistic tradition of shameless- ly stealing good ideas, the Inside Zone made its own bold predic- tions one week ago: there will be a brief NHL players strike; the whiny ballad from Robin Hood by North Vancouver’s Bryan Adams will be defeated for Best Song Oscar by the whiny ballad from the film version of Beauty and the Beast; it will rain in April. Remem- ber, you read it here first. Meanwhile... For social butterflies... The opening week of April promises to be a busy one on the Douglas College social calendar. The Athletic Department holds its annual awards bash on April 1 (no foolin’), followed by the grand opening of the new Amelia Douglas Art Gallery on April 2. All employees are invited to the gal- lery opening to see the works of up-and-coming Chilliwack artist Christopher Woods, and to hob- nob with invited mayors, MPs, MLAs and media types. Taking leave... We won't be seeing several in- structors for a while as they depart on recently-approved educational leaves. Leaving for one year are: Anthropology’s Al McMillan, to follow up on his Toquaht Ar- chaeologicai Project; Connie Land of Commerce and Business Ad- ministration, to gain on-the-job experience of current manage- ment styles; Jacqueline Gresko of History, to continue toward her doctorate in the Department of Social and Educational Studies at UBC; and Criminology’s Elizabeth Peerless, to study Geographic In- formation Systems. Leaving for four months are: the Music Department’s John Glofcheskie, to com- plete his doctoral dissertation at the University of Cambridge; Gail Fraser of English, to write an essay for The Cambridge Companion on Joseph Conrad; Susan Greathouse of Nursing, to complete her M. Sc. thesis; and Geography’s Ian Joyce, to examine fisheries © Farcus Cartoons Inc. 1990 development in Miami and Cuba. Write on, Chris... Following in the footsteps of the likes of Alan Fotheringham, U.S. presidential hopeful Patrick Buchanan, and the deposed leader Mikhail Gorbachev, the Sports Institute’s Chris Johnson is now a columnist. The bearded one will be writing a regular coach- ing column for a new B.C. weekly called Sports Vue. Bye-bye Bill... Public Information Officer Bill Bell has taken a six-month leave of absence, causing some job shifts in that department. Publicist Brad Barber will take on the PIO posi- tion (having the initials B.B. is clearly listed in the job descrip- tion). Meanwhile, Christina Symons, who coordinated 1990 Open House and the President's Commission in 1991, is the new Publicist. Barbs for Barb? After a dozen years at Douglas College and recently negotiating a new contract for BCGEU staff, Barb Offen of CP&S is away to take a full-time position with the Union. To say goodbye, Anne Okay, okay. But it’s my turn next. Fenton would like to organize a roast or some kind of sendoff. If you have any ideas, call Anne at 5374. Congratulations, Jennifer... Biology Instructor Jennifer Get- singer is expecting a baby, which is due to arrive in June. A job well done... Douglas College took part in a continent-wide satellite video conference called Making Interna- tional and Intercultural Education Work a couple of weeks ago. Organized by the College Profes- sional Development Committee and International Education, the event showcased successful inter- national programs and allowed participating colleges to ask ques- tions of a panel of experts live. Due to excellent organization in advance, Douglas College’s role in the process was impressive, and questions posed by Douglas College people dominated that portion of the conference. See you next time. -.