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P.O. Box 2503, New Westminster, Brii.. Solumbia, Canada
Surrey Campus: Telephone: 588 - 4411

February 1, 1975
To Whom It May Concerns

During the few years that we have known EXXXITTLXX
at Douglas College, it has never ceased to amaze his instructors

that xyyxyx progressed upwards, probably because of a hidden conspiracy

 

to dispose of him by an intriguing "elevator clause". Have you never
seen his instructors on May lst, happily waving him good-bye ? Like
cashews and all other nuts, he sort of frows on you.

Politically, althourh he is rather conservative, being
well to the right of Attila the Hun and Tamerlane, he attracts atten-
tion by adhering rigidly to the stated principles, if any, of the
Borgia family, as he admires Latin culture (Nero, Caligula, Heliopabalus
the Mad, and icv cult heroes.). In probity and surety of thrust, he
will undoubtedly outshine Richard Milhouse Nixons he has, however, led
Spiro Agnew a merry race for the past few years in Student Bovernment.
If it is of any consolation for you to know, our lady Basset Hound has
always been secretly in love with him, probably because of a family
resemblance, |

At word of his return to Quebec, several francophone
institutions have rapidly changed all locks on Women's Reaidenous
and hastily notified adjacent nunneries. They rank his last visit with
such natural calamities as the blizzard of '88 and the outbreak of
hoof-and-mouth disease in Moose Jawe Even in the West, he wreaks havoc,

The conspiracy between the West Van and Vancouver City

Police forces cannot, moreover, be passed over in silence. They have | :

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