Dr Suzuki for Prime Minister live in a constantly growing world: a place where liberty is tempered with justice, where the forces of evil can’t spread their plague-like ideas unchecked; where the good guys don’t always win, but they sure-as-shit give it the old college try. In short, I live,in a world where The West Wing has come true, Jeb Bartlett (as played by Martin Sheen) is the US President, and...wait for it...David Suzuki is the leader of the federally elected Green Party in Canada. Okay. I know I’m dreaming, but hear me out. I think the majority of Canadians want a country of long-term sustainabili- ty and prosperity to leave to their children. Even if you haven’t got kids, wouldn’t you like to live in a country that actually mar- ries sustainability with practical reason and a caring heart? A country where pro- active people take part in communities that care enough to know their neigh- names? A where bours’ country grandparents can look their grandkids in the eye and tell them, “it’s going to be okay” without lying? I know that’s where I want to live, and I think Canada could be it. I’ve anointed Dr. Suzuki as the best- chance Green Party leader for several reasons. First, the biggest knock against the Greens has long been the lack of actu- al platforms on issues important to Canadians. You know, those pesky issues like economic viability in the 21st century, like workable plans for social services, taxes, and foreign aid. Basically, the Greens are perceived as a party with one message and one message alone: environ- mental sustainability now (at whatever cost). It’s not that I think that current Green leader Jim Harris is doing a particularly poor job, it’s just that Canada (and, there- fore, Canadians) deserves a leader whose values are true; whose morality has been May 11/2005 The Way Things Sometimes Are CF Miley, Opinions Editor / fired in the kiln of decades of public serv- ice and debate; whose intelligence actually exists (’m talking to you, Dubya and Stephen Harper). Which brings me to my second reason for wanting Suzuki to lead the Greens: we need a Green Party leader smart enough to get the top minds in the country to give their input on policies across the board. I believe Suzuki could be this person. Creativity has been sucked out of political debate by the proven method of repetition of message. For example, what do you remember about Glen Clark’s run as BC’s Premier? Don’t feel too bad if the words “fast ferries” and “free deck for a lottery license” leap to mind. It’s not your fault that a constant barrage of media attention on seemingly small matters (Can anyone say, “Gomery Inquiry?”) shapes your view of politicians’ capabilities. Oh, wait, yes it is. We’re constantly being told what to think every day, and few even seem to care. News Flash—“Today, Prime Minister Paul Martin faced a barrage of questions that continue to swirl around the Gomery Inquiry. Gomery. Gomery, Scandal. Scandalous scandals around free money Gomery. Sponsorship. for cronies.” Et cetera, ad (scam) infini- tum. Here’s another news flash for you—politicians are damned near all dirty in some corner of their personal closets. They're fallible, every last one of them. Just like me. Just like you. Would David Suzuki be a shining bea- con of truth and justice unseen in this country since Captain Canada bagged his first bad guy? Probably not. Would he actually attempt to raise the level of debate in the country by bringing an envi- ronmentalist’s heart and scientist’s mind to the game? You bet your great grand- son’s last breath he would. Suzuki is respected countrywide. He is www.theotherpress.ca ] actually sane. He originated Quirks and Quarks on CBC Radio, has hosted The Nature of Things for decades on CBC Television, and is a member of the Royal Society of Canada and the Order of Canada. He’s the author of 36 books, including An Introduction to Genetic Analysis, the most widely used genetics textbook in the world. He’s the chair of the David Suzuki Foundation, and has been interna- tionally recognized for his scientific, environmental, and humanitarian efforts more times than I have space to list here. Basically, Dr. David Suzuki is Canada’s real-life Jeb Bartlett. Am I alone in dream- ing of a better Canada, a better North America, and a better world? I sure as hell hope not, because our futures depend upon it. Now, if we could only convince him to run.