humour / 22 theotherpress.ca Booze boos » A drinking game perfect for that Halloween pub crawl By Brittney MacDonald, Staff Writer 1. nv fw 10. Il. 12. B. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. Take a drink for every sexy cat you see. Take a drink every time your childhood is ruined. Take a drink for every person you see who’s just too cool to wear a costume. Take a drink for every cop you see. Take a drink for all the people that copped out and just bought a rubber mask or an animal-ear headband to go with their regular clothes. Take a drink for every zombie. Take a drink every time you see someone taking a selfie. Take a drink every time you see someone half-naked and freezing their ass off. @ Take a drink anytime you see someone sitting on the curb. Take a drink for every superhero or heroine you see. Take a drink for every Orange is the New Black or Breaking Bad costume. Take a shot every time a tourist asks you what’s going on. Take a shot for every inappropriate “couples costume”—e.g. Luke and Leia (make it a double if they’re making out). Take a shot for every couple you see fighting. Take a shot for every pad wagon you see. Take a shot every time you see a girl carrying her shoes. Take a shot for every guy dressed as a woman. Take a shot for anyone dressed as an Apple product (make it a double if it references Bendgate 2014). Take a shot for any “social media’-inspired costumes. Take a shot for anyone you see who’s too drunk to function before 10 p.m. Take a shot every time you're confused as to what someone’s supposed to be, then ask them, and if youre still confused buy them a shot. Ladies, take a shot every time an overtly drunk man hits on you. Then walk away, avoiding the walk of shame and mysterious diseases. Gents, take a shot every time an overtly drunk woman hits on you. Then walk away, avoiding the awkward morning after filled with hangover and regret. Chug a beer every time someone tells you they had fantasies about the character you're dressed up as—sexy fantasies. Chug a beer for every police takedown. Chug a beer for any “punny” costumes. Chug a beer every time you see someone dressed as anything culturally insensitive. Then continue drinking beer every time you see them, until youre drunk enough to go give them a Drunk History-style lecture about respect. Chug a beer every time you see two people in the same store-bought costume, in the same room.