Opinions

 

Top Five Places to Study
on New West Campus

5. The main DSU building

4. The Pride area of the DSU building

(very quiet and has couches)

3. The upper area of the library

2. Empty classrooms

1. On the multicouloured Other Press couch

 

 

 

Best place to
rock out at
30-second
intervals:

the sampler
juke box in

> the main
cafeteria.

 

 

 

  

Best place to get laid on campus: The OP
couch, and we won't even make you buy us

 

 

 

Best place to work up a sweat and stare at
someone's ass cheaply and legally: Douglas
College weight room

 

   
 
 
 

 
 

hopelessly out of :
Any and all
streets leading | é
away from
Front .
Street.

Top Five Menu Items at the
New West Campus Cafeteria

  

 

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(The Best Place for Ice Cream
by Barbara K. Adamski

I've got to admit, gelato just doesn’t do it
for me . . . it’s just not creamy enough.
Corrugated cardboard-like cones get too
soggy; waffle cones break or, even worse,
leak out through the bottom. How’s a
girl supposed to remain dignified with
sticky gooey stuff dripping from her
hand down to her forearm?

Look no further. The perfect ice cream
can be found right here on campus. The
humble ice cream sandwich is back big
time. Wonderfully creamy ice cream —
not ice milk, not gelato, not sorbet, but
good ol’ fashioned melt-in-your-mouth
guar gum- and carrageenan- added
cream and modified milk product sand-
wiched between two not-too-hard, not-
too-soft, but just right chocolate cook-
ies. Who could ask for more?

But wait — there is more. Don’t forget
the entertainment. Oh yeah — major
entertainment. Remember _ those
machines in bowling alleys and other
cool hangouts? Those glass-encased
cranes that are supposed to allow you to
pick the stuffie of your choice for only a
dollar (although I swear the stuffy of my
choice was always weighted down with
rocks!). Well, now, for a mere 50 cents
more, you can experience the same thrill
and be a winner every time!

The ice cream vending machine next
to the main cafeteria in New West has a
nifty little vacuum-type gadget (I’m
thinking, I really don’t know how this
amazingly fun-to-watch piece of equip-
ment works) that hovers over all the ice
cream bars, hones in on your choice,
picks it up, and drops it into the little
bin for your greedy little hands to grasp.

What a rush! Everyone’s a winner! And
just you watch — friends and strangers
will form a crowd around you and ooh
and aah as you covet your treasure. Sure
beats walking away with a stuffed key
chain-sized whale and whispers of
“loser” as you make your way to the
bowling shoe rental counter to get more
change.

 

 

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