FOR EVERY PUN I SHED :
I HOPE THAT I AM PUNI - SHED

ith my warped sense of humor I really enjoy

have been collecting puns/graffiti and out
ageous sayings for years. Being a bit of a
ommon-sewer than, I can say I consider the
raffiti in Surrey to be somewhat ahead of N.W.
nd Richmond in taste and tone.(mind you its
11 relative). They range in variety from
eminist to chauvinist to down right gross.
y I share a few?

. Chaste is waste!

. Where is Mrs God?

. How come there's no foremothers?

- John Beardsley obfuscates,

. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

will be violated".
. Eunuchs are cut off from temptation.

- How about the Philosophy instructor who was
divorced four times ....
divorce before Descarte.

Or the math instructor who thought all pie
are square.

. Syphilis is ultra vires.

.- One black bird to another - "bred any good
rooks lately".

- Sign besdie a prophylactic dispenser -
"this gum tastes like rubber",

- What do nurses get for pan-handling?
. Girl Guide cookies are sexest!

. The artists models in fine arts make only
a bare living!

- Only bus drivers can tell people where to
get off.'

will swap any new one for ones you may have
iscovered send me a note.

bape f John Beardsley
‘

j OUGLAS COLLEGE LIBRARY
e 3 jaybe e 'S news: ” ARCHIVES RY ren Johnson

Warren, has replaced David Caswell as the
A/V Library Clerk on the New Westminster

  

pun, a choice saying or some gruesome graffiti.§

- You can kiss a nun but don't get in a habit! |

. Sign outside a woman's residence "Trespassers

it was said he put §

 

Audio- Visual
Library Clerk

Campus. Warren's primary duties are to look
after the Surrey School Board film collection.

§ Warren who received his secondary school

education in England, enrolled at Douglas
College in 1973 in General Arts employed as
a Student Assistant in Social Sciences
division and then the library.

Christine Klein Secretary to Dr. Porter

Christine Klein has the demanding position
of Secretary to the Dean of Instruction
(Dr. Porter). Prior to taking up this

§ position in July of last year Chris worked

for a legal firm in Langley. Christine comes
originally from England and when she arrived
in Canada in 1968 she lived in Quebec for two
years before coming to British Columbia in
1970. Chris holds the position that was
filled by Bev Mercer.