February 25, 2008
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By Adrian Binakaj
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Pp RO M iS Ss Ss programs at www.sudoku.com és Ficlets tapcenens:

The Conservatives’ 2008 budget is set to make many changes to the 1 8 6 9
economy. What are some of the more prominent spending items this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

year?
Dice rer. $12 million for buying canned corn and bottled water to last us 5 7
until this whole manufacturing kerfuffle blows over.
Ge esses $7 million of cuts to the CBC. More specifically, $7 million of 9 2
cuts applied directly to George Stroumboulopoulos’ face until
that little shit starts keeping his mouth shut.
Sieber anes $2 million for Brian Mulroney’s Ecret-say Ush fund-slay. 4 6 4 3
Biss snsteives $65 billion for an increase in spending to the Department of
Defense to build an orbital battlestation capable of destroying
entire worlds with a single superlaser blast. 2? 6
Dace $1 million on black.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOP 5 REASONS FOR MIKE 8 7
HUCKABEE TO REMAIN IN THE
REPUBLICAN NOMINATION RACE 7 5

Despite the fact that it is now mathematically impossible for him to 0 3 4 2

win his party’s nomination, Mike Huckabee is still in the race for US HARD #6 LAST WEEK'S SOLUTION

President. Why is he still here? 2'3'715 6111814 9

Bisccalccil Currently off his medication, can’t find his way home. Fill in the grid so that every 4.5\119 871213 6

Bs issccimrick Outstanding warrants in his home state of Arkansas for unpaid row, every column and every
parking tickets and gross sexual indecency. 3x3 box contains the digits 1 6 |8/913 4 (217/51

Biche Solely kept around for America’s amusement, as he looks a through 9. That means that no 9/1/6125 '814/7/3
heckuva lot like Mr. Potato Head. number is repeated in any row, 7 4 5 4 3 9 6 8 2

Delejacebecss Fear of angering God, contributors. column of box.

Bi cacass Still around to offer a conservative choice for the Repoublic 312/814 761119 5
nomination; because Lord knows that capital punishment- 11:91417'2\/513'6 8
supporting, Iraq War-escalating, tax-reducing nutjob McCain is 5'6'318 1141912 7
a pinko commie if there ever was one. 8171216 91315114

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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