LETTITOR Paper or plastic? canon hange is a comin’ Canada. While, as an indebted twenty- something, carrying anything more than a pair of wrinkly $20 bills at a time means I’m probably on my return trip from the biannual voyage to the bottle depot, there are people who have the prominence—or lofty line of credit—to make it rain C notes at the drop of a hat. And so, to those who are first in line to feel the effects of the “technological advances” being made by the bigwigs over at the Bank of Canada I ask: paper or plastic? With a new line of plastic notes on the way, first announced back in March of this year, it seems regardless which side of the fence you find yourself on, you don’t really have much of a choice. As alluded to at the beginning of this article, the first paper pesos on the chopping block is the almighty $100 bill. Given that many businesses are already refusing to accept the note in its current form, it’s the obvious guinea pig for a much needed facelift. The new polymer incarnation, rolling out sometime next month, is for all purposes the Robocop of the currency world. No, not dangerous, well-spoken and sexy: impressive, futuristic and secure. With more bells and whistlers worked into this sci-fi inspired slip of plastic than you can shake a stick at—its unibody design, raised ink, security windows, hidden numbers, and images—the next generation of counterfeiters most certainly have their work cut out for them. The plastic treatment starts at $100, but it won’t stop there. Expected sometime in March of next year, the new $50 note will make its debut before you know it; with $20, $10, and $5 bills following suit in late 2013. If you remember a time when our pockets were significantly lighter thanks to having a few more bills in our roster, and fewer coins, you’re aware that refreshing currency on a national level isn’t a new concept in Canada. That said, while this announcement pales in comparison to the impact that the toonie had on the nation when it first hit the scene back in 1995—is anyone else still fascinated at the obvious laziness in the name toonie?— this change from cotton-blend to chic frou-frou plastic is, well, worth note. Later days, Cody Klyne Editor in chief The Other Press Smoking a pack a 2 eee ee ee oe Wescripe your smoke Facebook.com/quittersunite Contest open to everyone.19 and older, even if you don’t smoke. _ > So mary shoes! 1} tel