issue 09 / volume 41

Disney princesses can
be role models, too...

>=) Sharon Miki
Humour Editor
humour
@theotherpress.ca

   

Photo Illustration by Joel McCarthy

Belle as Edith Wharton, the first woman to win the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction because she made time to
actually write even while men were fighting over her.

 

 
     
   

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Screenshot from Fifty Shades of Grey

Top 10 thoughts a
boytriend has while
watching Fifty
Shades of Grey

Chandler Walter : can do is show up
Distribution Manager : unannounced at a location
: he hadn't been told about
1. (0 hold up, we're : and whisk the damsel away
watching the film : from friends/family/future
adaption of the book that : plans, apparently.’
was created from the erotic :
fan fiction of another : 7. “So you can buy this girl a
book that was terrible? : new laptop, new car, offer
Just trying to get my facts: her a home, yet she’s still
straight here.” : rocking a Motorola Razr?
:  Whyis this bothering me
2. “still get mymomtocut : — s0 much?”
my hair, and evenI know :
those bangs are a no-go.” 8. “Say all you want about the
: guy, but you gotta respect
3. “What's this chick still : this man’s knowledge
doing witha flip phone? —: of knots. Someone paid
Hello, 2007 called, they're : attention in cub scouts.”
saying that eventhey had:
iPhones.” ; 9. “Laters, baby’ has
: officially become my new
4. “I really hope that the : catchphrase.”
old man in front of me :
is waiting for his wife/ 10. “Aaaaand it’s over. I guess.
younger mistress/anyone : Wait what? Will she ever
to show up and watch this : sign the contract? What
thing with him.’ : happened to himasa
*  child!? There is literally
5. “Heh, bush.” no resolution to any of the
plot, if you can even call it
6. “Probably the most that. Damn it, gonna have
romantic thing a man to read the trilogy now.”