issue 13 / volume 41

 

College Confessional...

» Just hanging out

Kirsten Scott-Wuori
Contributor

Did you forget to wear a shirt
today? Did you wear too many
shirts today? Were you so
hungry after lunch that you
found yourself eating barely-

garbage can? Did you get your
period in any memorable way?
We want to know about it.

We know that there are times
in your life when you look at
yourself and you can barely
believe the shameful person
looking back at you—but
don’t worry! There’s absolutely

your chest. Send us your most
cringe-worthy confessions at
humour@theotherpress.ca, and
spread the shame.

S my parents went out

of town the last weekend
before school started, which
meant that I got the house
to myself. I was super excited
because with the house

: to myself I could have my

: boyfriend Jason stay over—this
: would be the first time my

: parents went away since my

: brother moved out.

The weekend went just as I

: imagined: walks to the beach,
: cooking dinner together, and

ye . : watching movies in bed.
trash Timbits from the cafeteria : 8

But on Sunday night while

: we were in the middle of, you

: know... enjoying our alone

: time, the dogs started barking

: and getting excited. I told Jason
: to ignore their whining, but he
: decided to go check what they

: wanted. Unfortunately for him
: the dogs were just greeting

: my parents, who had returned

absolution in sharing. Get it off : home early.

I'd told my parents so many

: great things about Jason, but

: I never expected the first time

: they met him that they would

: get to see all of those great

: things! We are still together, but
: since the run-in at my parents

: he just honks from the driveway
: when he picks me up.

— Claire, 20, Burnaby

humour // 23

 
 
 
 
 
 
  
   

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in an hour and
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