oe i ard Attack in Black: from the gutter, to indie rockers If you were to first hear that Attack in Black, a Canadian ee indie band, were Originally a couple of punkers from Ontario, you’d quickly question your line of thought. Initially a fast and furious punk group, Attack in Black changed their style to better fit their relaxed “indie” attitude. The band has had five studio albums since 2005, and on their most recent release Years (by One Thousand Fingertips), this quartet has most definitely reinvented themselves, Gaining popularity after joining the many bands on the Ontario indie circuit, Attack in Black continued their recording career and never lost touch of their roots. Influences that span as far back as blues and sounds as intricate as psychedelia are still present in the licks and melodies of this musical tapestry. Both old styles and new techniques were employed during the recording of Years last summer and after many months in production, the final cut was released. Acoustic guitars come to the forefront in the kick-off track on the album of the same name. Harmonizing voices tell the story behind the music with slow, listenable passages, while steady simplicity in the rhythmic aspects helps to keep the song together. The disc then picks up with several heavy indie-style tracks that provide a backbone on the album. Using slow ballads and Latin groves, Years continues to get even more interesting and intricate with every ear-catching changeover. Like most of today’s indie bands, Attack in Black relates to folk music with a focus on the acoustic guitar and song writing over catchy and complex riffs. It is sometimes hard to believe that indie bands record any music at all considering their apparent hatred for electricity. In the past few weeks, I’ve criticized Canadian music and the pathetic quality-to-crap ratio. Of decent Canadian music, there are two genres worth mentioning: the underground, and the indie scene. Underground music basically refers to any type of music that doesn’t receive regular radio play, or isn’t largely promoted. Music of this type is usually played in small venues, and listened to on my space. Good indie music has shied away from too much mainstream influence and keeps things original. Attack in Black fit this description perfectly and does so in a tasteful fashion. For indie buffs, or people just looking for a good listen, this album has something for just about everyone. What’s wrong with Canadian music Part two of a two-part rant By Jay Schreiber In last week’s article, I discussed the good and the bad of Canadian music pre 1980s. To recap, here’s a few brief words to jog your memory: Neil young ruined Crosby, Stills and Nash, Rush enjoy long division more than quality music and the bulk of the decent music to come out of the Great White North were folk gems and rock riffs from the 60s. So where does that bring us now? Since the mid 1970s a lot has changed. The late 70s were full of progressive rock that took music past the day of classic gods such as the Guess Who and Led Zeppelin. The 1980s brought on heavy metal and a boom in electronic music as well as that Dark Age we know as “disco.” Canadians in popular music with regards to the last 30 years have stuck to three main genres (not counting country): rock, folk and pop. Contemporary folk artists have a small niche; one that is full of quality music, but due to under promotion, the music is stopped at customs. Most folk artists, much like indie musicians, are not very well recognized past a 50 kilometre radius from where they originate. In a previous article I stated that The Tragically Hip is the worst band in the history of Canadian music. I still stand by that, but do I really need to rehash on it? Honestly, it’s like punching out an eight year old. In a similar article, | hammered on Nickelback (more specifically Chad Kruger) for being overrated white trash that should get out of Vancouver for good. Again, like punching out an eight year old. I have lived the last few years of my life free of a nuisance that sends shivers down my spine and makes me want to eat tin foil. 1 am of course talking about the one and only Celine Dion. In the mid 1980s a new breed of pop musician was born: the diva. The diva is a character that gets whatever they want, whenever they want. Almost exclusively female, the diva has a team of five people working for her at any given time just so they can keep their pretty little heads empty of all thoughts and focus on their ego To put it short, Tina Turner, Whitney Houston and Cher weren’t good enough and as usual, the Canadians had to follow suit. Celine Dion has an atrocious personality, and a terrifying voice which interestingly, every soccer mom seems to love. The Quebecois singer has perhaps the most annoying song in the history of pop music, “My Heart Will Go On,” a catchy melody and repetitively pointless lyrics are only the kindling in the fire, and the fact that Madame Dion didn’t even write the bloody thing makes her look like an air-headed pawn. Like I stated earlier, Celine Dion has been out of this country for the last few years after signing a multi- million dollar deal to perform at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace Las Vegas. Again, another strike against her; she doesn’t even want to stay in Canada and has more or less rejected her life here. Honestly, I’m glad. If she doesn’t want to be associated with us then, hell, let the Americans have her. My mother was watching part of her performance in Vegas (she’s a soccer mom, it’s okay) and as I walked into the room, I heard Celine pronounce Quebec as Que-bec. Seriously? I have nothing to do with that side of this country and I even know that it’s pronounced Ke-bec. My cousins who live in Texas can even pronounce it properly, despite the drawl. Assimilation much? Another diva wannabe from the north is Nelly Furtado. Nelly had a promising career as a vocalist, but once Timberland sunk his teeth into her, she turned into another hip-hop star with a top 10 hit. Furtado didn’t write any of her own music and yet she ends up with a top 10 hit of fluff pop. If there’s one thing in music that I can’t stand, it’s lazy musicians, especially the untalented ones. Canadian Diva’s can also be male. Case in point, Bryan Adams. The lollygagger trotted off to England and made a new life over there, but still, I’m stuck hearing about his first real six string. I’m all for supporting Canadian content, but how many times can someone put up with “Summer of ’69?” So where, is Canadian music heading? In my opinion, Canadians aren’t going to be at the forefront of any musical revolution any time soon. If our trends from the past continue, then it looks as though we’re just going to copy everything else that’s happening in the music world a few years behind whoever sets the trends. After all, by the time American Idol had lost its zing, out comes the Canadian counterpart input directly to your boob tube. I hope to God that the future of Canadian music begins to look up because otherwise, like all the winners on the last three seasons of Idol, our music will shortly be forgotten.