Py FF 8 FD € Fe Vey 2G eck : Hope not Horror JASON ROCHON ince this issue deals with See I thought I might give a list of the sun signs’ (physical nature) erogenous zones. Although most people are turned on by the same things, the different signs get extra pleasure from specific areas. Aries March 21—April 19: the ram’s face and head are sensitfve to touch and kisses. This is sure to get the blood boiling, and the fires of passion ignited. ‘Taurus April 20—May 20: the “bull is called that for a reason, and a sure way to get a Taurus to see red and charge, is a light touch on the neck, or kisses. oe Gemini ‘> "J MAY 21-June 21: the sign of the twins can be united by a surge of hormones, by their wrists, and hands. Kissing fingers is a sure way to let them know your intentions. Cancer June 22-July 22: their breasts or chest are a cancer’s magic buttons. I don't think I need to:say more, do I? ae J Leo . S, July 23—August 22: the : lion's zone is the spine and the small of the back. A nice massage is sure to get kitty purring. on, i ©) ZL brought into an amorous frame of mind by their stomachs — not feeding them, but gentle caresses or rubbing will do the trick. Virgo August 23—September 22: the virgins can be », Libra 4 September 23—October 22: Libras are fond of having their bums rubbed, and also the small of their backs. These are sure to get your intentions across, quickly. 3... Scorpio ‘4 October 23—November 21: Scorpios’ spot is between their legs. So is everyone's, you say. Well yes and no — this sign is the passionate one. SM Sagittarius 4 November 22—December 21: the archer will get aroused by contact with his or her hips and thighs. Capricorn :} December 22—January 19: their knees are the £2 §. 4% goat folks’ happy spot. Kissing and rubbing them will melt Capricorns’ cool exterior... fast! ved. Aquarius ‘h ~ January 20-February [8 : the back of an Aquarian’s calves and their ankles are sensitive to touch, and touching these places will help them get in the “mood.” ‘+ Pisces i February 19—March 20: the fishes are fond of a tongue on their toes, and if you can do that watch them jump upstream. . Enquire in room 1020 Come to the Other Press! G'’D ay Mate Do it now! Like a good match oO’ Rugga? Wanna write ‘bout it? See the Sports Coordinator about covering Douglas College Rugby! Classifieds Lost Please help! | have lost my cell phone and charger. Lost on Saturday10:30 am, the 19th Reported and as such, is of no use to anyone but me. If found please return. Read “ jewel’s fone” on the display. Call Laura at 526-2206 Wanted Shared Townhouse—Room for rent. Four bedroom townhouse for rent 5 minutes from David Lam campus. Two minute walk to Coquitlam transit station, West Coast Express, Coquitlam Centre Mall and grocery shopping. 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Come to Douglas College Toastmasters 7pm Thursdays, Douglas College, New Westminster Call Kathy at 525-6748 for info. The Douglas College Student Society is a great hang-out for students but it needs input from its member- ship. | am looking for interest- ed parties to help spruce up the Student Building. If you can paint murals or know of a keen way to make the DCSS more fun and inviting, please call Darryl Flasch at 527-5109 anted: Students of all ages, origins, genders and sexualities, to join the Pride Collective. Must be queer- friendly! Meetings 6pm Mondays in Room 110 of the Student Society Building. e-mail: pride@dcss.douglas.bc.ca confidential voicemail: 527-5335 ext 4550 Page 12 October 14 1998 The Other Press