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Fun 1 things to do this month

» A list of great activities afforded by December’s neighbour, November!

 

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beautiful snow and festive: dead. Make a day of it. : 5. Celebrate. Celebrate the fact : and darker each day, with
Chandler Walter holidays and loved ones : 4. Endure. Endure the long : that you have made it this: every tomorrow more void
Humour Editor and laughter. Imagine the: lectures of November, the far through the semester, : of light than the last.
mS humour@theotherpressca warm fires and delicious relentless drone of the and that November is just : 7. Prevail. Every second earned
1. ourn. Mourn the end pastries and all the eggnog professor’s voice. Trudge a month like any other, and : of November is a second
M:: October, with its you can drink. School will your way through the last that it will soon be over. behind you. Eventually they
colourful leaves and bright be but a forgotten memory, few weeks of midterms, Celebrate with a bottle of will add up, making hours,
days. See how the branches and you will barely have to then term papers, then cheap rum by yourselfin a days, weeks. Withstand the
become bare, dead. Look cook for yourself any more. studying for finals. Make dimly lit room as the rain dark chill of November, and
back on the joyous night Remember. Remember the same pasta dish you comes down outside your leave it all behind you after
out with your friends, those fallen brothers have every night, and eat : window. Good times. 30 gruelling days. Arrive
everyone in fun and exciting : out in the battlefields, those leftovers the next : 6. Sense. Sense the month at December 1 a champion,
costumes. This will be your : giving their lives for your : day for lunch because you engulf you entirely. Feel made stronger by the
month-long hangover. freedom. The pain that they : just can’t bring yourself to the cold in the air, and the trials you had to endure.
2. Wait. Wait for December, suffered and the torment : put effort into anything. creeping chill in your toes. Be at peace, and know

the month of joy and
good cheer. The month of

they endured day in and
day out. Take school or
work off to remember the

Hold on, brave traveller,
and crawl towards the
white light of December.

Feel the rain drip down the
back of your neck. Watch
as the world gets darker

that November is a long 11
months away once more.