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TOP 5 CHANGES IN CONRAD
BLACK’S LIFE SINCE PRISO ro rants ah Wwe sidakes.chifs © Puzzles by Pappocom

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Media mogul Conrad Black has begun serving his six-and-a-half year 3 5 4 6 2

prison bid in a Florida penitentiary. How will the billionaire’s life

change in the joint?

See. His hack jobs will no longer involve attacks in print, but instead 5 1 9 6
attacks with a shiv made out of a piece of meal tray.

Aa cre Once a grammar Nazi, he will have to join the Prison Nazis for 2 1
protection.

Sisccsssaaen Black, once described as “calm and serene” in the face of his
prison term, will instead have to look calm and serene in the 1 Tr 9
face of a man named “Sparkles.”

Decsessscass If the prison doctors remove the stick up his ass, he’ll have

plenty of room to smuggle heroin. { 3 2 8
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TOP 5 NEW SANCTIONS 6 3
AGAINST IRAN 7\2

The UN recently approved a new round of sanctions against Iran for 8 6 5
its continued attempts to enrich uranium. What are some of the specific
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a ee Screams of “Death to America” must be toned down to “Severe EASY #13 8 7 519 2 613 4 1
harm and perhaps long-lasting physical injuries to America.” Fill in the grid so that every 2 3111815 416 719
assesses Ululating to be kept down to 70 decibels after 11 o’clock on row, every column and every
weekdays. 3x3 box contains the digits1 |9.614]311/7/8 2 5
Soe Instead of enriching uranium, Iran is encouraged to start through 9. That means thatno 14 1 215 8 319 6 7
aa their lives by eating a wholesome diet and exercising number is repeated in any row, 5961117 214 38
ore, column of box.
Da gececvesnens Iran has to start accepting Israel’s right to exist, as well as their 3 8 71416 911 5 2
right to provoke any number of regional wars. 6 5 912 4.117 8 3
| eens Iran has to promise to start listening to the UN from now on, no
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