Iain W. Reeve, A&E Editor hat in the heck happened to \ \ Much Music? I remember being a teenager in the mid- late ’90s, slowly coming out of my reclusive shell of Star Wars and Broadway musicals to discover the wonderful world of Canadian rock music. My guide through all of this was “the nation’s music station,” Much Music. Having spent some time in the states during this era, and thus being subjected to the horror that is MTV, I grew to appreciate several things about Much. It had a somewhat more laid back, less professional, more down-to-earth feeling. The VJs were awkward and intel- ligent, different from MTV’s glossy 20 somethings, and were genuinely passion- ate about good music. The programming RPGS §=dld §=ENbEPHAINMENG | tended to consist of specialty shows, the occasional special concert event or what- not, and about 18 hours a day of videoflow. And what a gorgeous thing it was. You could sit for hours wondering what they would play next, a perfect mix of many genres, many levels of commer- cial success. You had a stable mix of big-name pop acts, useful for paying the bills, but you also had a large number of smaller bands or artists. Back in the day Much acted as a vehicle for emerging Canadian talent, bands like Moist, Matthew Good Band, and the Tea Party all got their big pushes on Much. It was sometimes hard to stay tuned in for a long time without seeing something you didn’t like, but the variety was brilliant. Of course, therein lies the problem. Much Music has become just another moneymaking beast for the record indus- try. Programming has become less and less oriented on actual music. There is now two hours of actual videoflow squished in between a variety of shows like Top Tens, Countdown, and Much on Demand. The sad truth though, is that all of these shows play the same damned videos; variety is dead. Why? Variety makes people change the channel, chang- ing the channel means we're not maximizing profit, and since only profit matters, variety be damned. Don’t buy it? Let’s take a look at the genre-specific shows Much plays. Rapeity runs every weekday in two time slots. Keep in mind the majority of what is played on Rapcity is already in heavy rotation. Compare this with shows which focus on content less frequently played in normal rotation, such as the Wedge, the Punk Show, Loud, and Going Coastal, which combine for three hours of content a week. Still skeptical? Let’s look at The Countdown. You'd be hard pressed to find anything but sales stats and top-40 radio play as a consideration for The Countdown. I dare you to find five songs on there any week that aren’t from albums that are, or will soon go, gold or platinum. Would it be so wrong to use the big show to push some smaller bands? No, it wouldn’t, it’s what you used to do. Throw in 800 reality shows about pimping Ashley Simpson’s ride in her crib while her sister prances around like a moron with that hunk of meat she calls a hubby, and things start to feel really vacant. The only things more vacant ate the gazes of the fresh-faced VJs that have been replacing old favourites. There is not one brain among them all. The name of the channel should be changed from Much Music, to “shows that don’t have all that Much to do with Music.” It makes me feel really sad that I prefer watching Much More Music, the station designed for my parents. But whatever. My plan: let the top-40 fans keep their Much. [ll start my own music video station. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the station!! Douglas Word on the Street Kat Code, OP Photographer Agnes Kocylo and Rani Philip, General Nursing students “We both like going to the Canada Day parade, and spending time with our families and friends.” 16 | www.theotherpress.ca Colin Miley, Print Futures graduate “My favourite way to celebrate Canada Day is with a gigantic game of street hockey, where you coat the ball (and any member of the oppo- site sex) in maple syrup. Then you yell “go,” and you clap your sticks together three times, and then it’s game on.” “What is your favourite way to celebrate Canada Day?” Rashid Ahmed, ESL student “T like celebrating it at a friend’s place with a bunch of other friends, and staying up late having a good time. Pll get my Canadian citizenship soon, and that will make Canada Day really special.” Brandon Ferguson, DSU Member at Large “T like to start the day late with some Hip ‘Fully Completely, enjoy a leisurely two-four of Canadian, play some street hockey, and have a bar- beque with friends.” June 8/2005