ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE REGISTRAR’S OFFICE The staff of the Registrar’s Office would like to welcome the following new additions to our office. Yolanda Corbett is replacing Kathy Rai in Admis- sions. Kathy is on maternity leave and gave birth to a 6 lb. 9 oz. boy named Matthew on August 13, 1988. Debbie Perrin is back in Admission full time - so much for her going away party. (It’s okay, Deb, you can keep the present.) We're glad your back! Wendy-Jane Bollard has joined our staff as Recep- tionist/Records Clerk. Wendy has worked in the Theatre as an auxiliary. Her telephone local is 4600. For your information, Cheryl Bloudell of our Records department is now Cheryl Dasovic. Cheryl tied the knot on April 30, 1988. For those who remember Susan Simbirski, who used to work in the Registrar’s Office, she also gave birth to a baby boy - Benjamin William James Sim- birski - on August 22, 1988. B.C.G.E.U. PROVINCIAL LABOUR DISPUTE The support staff (B.C.G.E.U.) at Douglas College are not affected by the current labour dispute with the Provincial Government. The College employees are covered under a separate collective agreement that does not expire until October 31, 1988. The B.C.G.E.U. and the College anticipate commencing negotiations for a new collective agreement in the near future. SOLID GOLD ‘89 The 1989 Solid Gold Coupon Books will be avail- able shortly. Please contact Hilary Cheung if you would like to purchase a book. Call the CP & S Office or 438-2344, local 350. WHEN IS AHYPOCRITE NOTA HYPOCRITE? When Messrs Swaggert and Bakker fill from public favour it was because they did not uphold in their behaviour that which they publicly proclaimed to believe in absolutely. They were truly hypocrites. Recently, an acquaintance had the opportunity to keep some money which had been received under questionable circumstances. There was no danger of being found out. He decided to donate the money to a fund which shall remain un-named. I sug- gested that, since he did not believe in absolutes, he should merely declare that it was OK to keep the money for himself and then it would be right to do so. A truly existential act. I believe that he donated the money to the fund because he somehow felt that it would be wrong to keep the money for himself. In so doing, this person proved his lack of commit- ment to his proclaimed belief in the absence of ab- solutes and hence acted hypocritically. Anyone who maintains that there are no absolutes and absolutely refuses to lie, steal, cheat or even commit murder when an opportune situation arises where this would be to his advantage shows that he does not really understand his presuppositions. And the ex- perience of guilt at any such action would further demonstrate his lack of commitment to his belief sys- tem. We might judge this person’s action in giving the money to a fund where he received no direct benefit for himself to be virtuous, but virtuous by what standard? Of course he could get around the problem of being considered a hypocrite by declar- ing hypocrisy to be a virtue. Thus we see how the word hypocrisy can be dis- carded along with other words like sin, virtue, evil, good, etc. because, in a system of relative values, they are no longer useful. They can mean whatever you or I wish them to mean. If the standard of a metre did not exist there would be no point in saying that, for example, a table measured three metres in length. To argue this point is to profess faith in a myth or in absolute values. Al Harms Mad Hatter 3 September 30, 1988