issue 17// vol 47 humour // no. 23 cy CJ Sommerfeld Staff Writer hile the thought of farting in a pose has forever provided concern for those who practice in-studio yoga, Zoom yoga bestows new fears for yoga practisers and yogis alike. 2020's pandemic has virtualized much of what we know, and while some of which provides a convenient and comfortable alternative, some other alternatives do not. Zoom amplifies both audio and video, which optimizes information sharing between those on the call. Some things, however, are best left unmagnified to the Zoom room. re oe a be * 0 ‘ wees CUCM) - YOUR VIDEO BECOMES THE MAIN THE CLASSIC YOGA FART, THIS ONE WAS AN ACTUAL FART (YOUR VIDEO IAT IT WAS YOU) BECOMES THE MAIN ZOOM VIDEO AGAIN) in that the noise was not a fart, but instead Classic. y a sweaty back being lifted from a polyvinyl! Illustrations by CJ Sommerfeld AKE WHEN YOU’RE HOME ALONE CROTCH IS IN THE CAMERA Yes, that is what your crotch looks like in Ananda Balasana.