SSE = THE OTHER PRESS The Other Press Published since 1976 Room 1020 — 700 Royal Avenue, New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 Telephone: 604.525.3542 Fax: 604.525.3505 Managing Editor Colin “The Yeti” Miley othereditor @ yanoo.ca News Editor Nicole “Bigfoot” Burton opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions Editor Brandon “Bigfeet” Ferguson opinionsubmit @ hotmail.com Arts & Entertainment Editor lain “The Sighting” Reeve aeditor @ gmail.com Features Editor Kevin “Banana Lover" Welsh opfeatures @ gmail.com Sports Editor Brian “Longarms” McLennon mclennonb @douglas.be.ca Fiction Editor Sajia “Killer” Kabir Proofreader Vince “The Abominal Snowman” Yim Graphics “Bumbles” Blattmann boomboomdarkroom @ yahoo.ca Layout “Mumbles” Hargreavess saraharmerstolemystereo @ yahoo.com Photography Jen “Caught it on Film” Aird Web/I.T. Ed “The Western Stranger in a Cave” Keech other_press @shaw.ca Distribution Manager Derek “Amazing Lifting Power" Ungless Office Manager J.J. “Squatch” McCullough wart_mamu@ yahoo.com Accountant Alyona “The Forest Dweller” Luganskaya tradexlic@ hotmail.com Columnists Amanda Aikman Brady Ehler JJ McCullough lain Reeve Steph Smith Illustrator J.J. McCullough wart_mamu @yahoo.com External Relations The Sasquatch Inn, Hemlock Mountain Contributors Jen Aird, Brady Ehler, Kevin Lalonde, Chelsea Mushaluk, Luke Simcoe, Vince Yim The Other Press is Douglas College's autonomous student newspaper. The Other Press is run by a collective and is published weekly during the fall and winter semesters, and monthly (as a magazine) dur- ing the summer. We receive our funding from a student levy collected every semester at registration, and from local and national advertising rev- enue. The Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press (CUP), a coopera- tive of student newspapers from across Canada. We adhere to CUP’s Statement of Common Principles and Code of Ethics— except when it suits us not to. The Other Press reserves the right to choose what to publish, and will not publish material that is racist, sexist, or homophobic. Submissions may be edited for clarity and brevity if neces- Sary. All images are copyright to their respective owners. June 9, 2006 Congratulations to J.J. McCullough again...what a patriot! ‘THE OP MUSIC CHARTS — Otherwise known as... What we listened to during the creation of this issue: CBC Radio 3—Podcast #52 Hairy Manback and the Sasquatch 5—We Use The Quatro! The Jen Aird Mix 5000—Good Trevor Songs R US Poo/Pee and the Excrements—Good Shiz Coors Light and Back Problems—Ride Free At The Lamplighter SUBMISSION GUIDELINES The weekly deadline for submissions is Wednesday for publication the following Wednesday. Letters to the Editor, vacant sec- tions, and “time-sensitive” articles (weekend news, sports, and cultural reviews) will be accepted until Saturday noon and can be sub- mitted to the editor at: othereditor@yahoo.ca All other submissions should be forward- ed to the appropriate section editor. Please include your name, phone number/email address, and word count, and submit via email as an MS Word.doc attachment to the attention of the appropriate editor. The Other Press is run by a collective, which means all decisions are reached via a democratic voting process. Membership in the voting collective is open to any person who has contributed to at least two of three consecutive issues. Those interested in join- ing the Other Press collective should contact the editor at othereditor@yahoo.ca News opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions opinionsubmit@ hotmail.com A&E aeditor @gmail.com Features opfeatures @ gmail.com Sports mclennonb @douglas.bc.ca