November 14 1995 milan Coax me, Cajole me... Persuade me by Peter T. Chattaway For anyone who’s ever wanted a second chance at the love of their life, Roger Michell’s lightly comic adaptation of Jane Austen’s Persuasion is the movie to see. Single, 26 years old, and living with her cash-strapped family, Anne Elliot (Amanda Root) still rues the day, some eight years after the fact, when she turned down one Captain Wentworth (Ciaran Hinds) on the advice of a family “friend.” She hasn’t seen him since, but that’s about to change, now that his family is renting her father’s estate. Will he resent her still? Will she change her mind? Well, what do you think? From the outset, Persuasion is such a good-natured film that the final outcome is never in much doubt. Fortunately; Persuasion is also a lovingly crafted film and the actors give it their all, evoking every frustrated tic we associate with that fidgety thing called the heart. What’s important is not who ends up with who in the end, but how these two souls come to orbit each other when there are so many distractions along the way. Everyone in the cast is enjoyable — I quite liked Sophie Thompson as Anne’s chatty, melancholic sister Mary — but the show belongs to Root. Even as she listens patiently to everyone else’s stories, her large, Nermal-esque eyes seem to scan the environs, looking for a confidant she can call her own. With her mouth set in a pensive straight line, she seems resigned to her fate on the receiving end of everyone’s gossip, her own heart’s concerns bottled up for the time being. The sets and costumes are the superb work we’ve come to expect from British period pieces, but not all is smooth and polished with this show. Persuasion was originally produced for British TV, and it shows, especially in the relentless close-ups and shaky camera work (which wouldn’t be nearly so disturbing if you had a living room wall keeping the universe stable behind your screen). Minor quibbles, perhaps, but they may affect whether or not one would prefer to wait for the video. The film’s true genius lies in its subtle, quiet ability to recreate that process whereby individuals come to stand out from the sea of faces surrounding them. At first, Persuasion plays like a typically English ensemble piece, a maze of nondescript eccentrics darting about each other on a fairly even playing field. But as the film reaches its conclusion, something happens: the characters of Anne and Wentworth begin to stand out in each other’s eyes, and in our own as well. It’s like falling in love for the first time all over again. Which conspiracy theories should you believe? For that matter... which conspiracies should you join?” Rev. Stang The Big Book of Conspiracies is a comic book (oops, graphic reference tool) written by Doug Moench in collaboration with dozens of contributing artists. These include names like Kevin O’Neil and Harry S. Robbins. Moench is a long time comic writer, and this project is an impressive addition to the canon of conspiracy theory (move over Illuminatus!) Unfamiliar with conspiracies? The basic precepts are that surface appearances are deceiving, that governments lie endemically, and great effort goes into concealing this fact. The big show is run by back room people ( and there always has been backroom people) and their real plans are acted out in accordance with a secret bad news agenda. No one knows what is truly going on. Conspiracy theories draw on unexplainable facts and rely on guilt by association, strange coincidences and a lot of circumstantial evidence to make their cases. They may not stand up in a court of law, but they resonate with a truth. BB of C begins its joyride in the paranoia fun ride with that famous patsy Oswald, using the case of Mr. Lee Harvey as a touchstone to explore the sexiest paranoid theories of the past and present. Moench is extremely indicative of the CIA (founded by the way, by ex-Nazi’s eager to fight communism) and those nasty free masons. He implicates their involvement in the greatest spectator sport of the late 20th century: the public assassination of public figures. List them, the Kennedy, MLK, RFK, Wallace, Lennon, and Reagan shootings. All of these assassinations, involve “brain washed, lone nut” killers, much like the infamous hash smoking Assassins of the medieval world. All of these patsys (from Oswald to Sirhan to Hinckley) had CIA connections. Whatever the truth may be, there VARIETIES OF WHOLE WHEAT FP'rZaZA SS Set CARNARVON St. 4 biock from OOUGLAS COLLEGE aor nese? wares BiG SLICE PIZZA Big Book of Conspiracies Doug Moench Factoid are enough loose facts screwing around screaming cover up to anyone paying attenton. BB of C romps on and on, and makes further connections between topics like LSD, the atom bomb, and the grey aliens who may abduct you soon. How paranoid do you want to get? Are you ready for Odessa, the mob, the knights of Malta, the Vatican, and naval intelligence, not to forget Aleister Crowley, Jim Morrison (yes, a CIA spook, by one reckoning,) Hassanibn Sabah and the Prieure de Sion? I shouldn’t forget to mention the Bay of Pigs, Jonestown, Silkwood, Star Wars, and the “Grey Masters,” or even Manson, the Process church, Ollie North, and the New World Order. Moench’s strength is in his research. Everything is here, even Hearst and Hemp. The book recognizes that any study of conspiracy should account for the mindfuck factor. That is say, disinformation abounds to protecting the real information. This whole book could be a pact of lies, designed to cover up even worse conspiracies. Moench (through the narrator, a nameless spook drawn wearing black suit, hat and shades) thoughtfully warns readers not to be gullible, and not to accept all the information in this book as true (how could one?) He advises that the best path would be to question any information, and to always question consensus reality, and not to get squeamish when it comes to making connections between things. This is one of the scariest books I have read this year, as it implicates pretty much every one of the ruling elite of our planet as being involved in just about everything. But top honour must go to George Bush having been involved in just about every game of dirty pool that has been racked up in America this latter part of this century. Remember, he “doesn’t remember” where he was when Kennedy was shot. It’s also one of the funniest books I’ve read this year. One final note: This book was published by Factoid Books, an imprint of National Publications, i.e. DC comics, who are owned by Times -Warner. Now who owns them ?? Another tentacles of the conspiracy in action. Does the conspiracy even know what it is doing? by Arthur Hanks DOUGLAS COLLEGE CARNARVON ST. | SKYTRAIN STATION 4s aa