life & style // no. 18 theotherpress.ca How to train—er, raise your dragon! » A quick guide to looking after Miss Smaug McBeardie Morgan Hannah Life & Style Editor | remember being asked once before what it took to own a bearded dragon and whether it was anything like owning a dog—and it’s not. Although my dragon may have dog-like tendencies, she isn’t anything like the hairy four-legged traditional pet; for one thing, she hasn’t any hair. Bearded dragons, like any other kind of reptile or amphibian, require specific living conditions—all of which | learned on the ferry ride over to picking up my new pet. | don’t recommend that approach, but rather make sure you know everything there is to know about your pet before you buy one. And be prepared to commit to your exotic pet as bearded dragons live for around 10 to 15 years. Diet At four and a half years old, | skipped the critical years of my two-foot-long reptile’s growth. | managed to miss out on making sure she had enough calcium and UVA/UVB in her day-to-day to avoid Metabolic Bone Disease (basically Rickets for reptiles). Her previous owners were good enough to ensure she grew up healthy as she has all her toes, her whole tail, and she doesn’t walk funny or have a crunched-up spine. Having adopted my beardie rather than raising her from birth meant that | was also not in charge of what she ate for the first half of her lifespan. Smaug McBeardie was on a strict vegetarian diet up until | bought her, which is fine, but beardies need live feeders such as crickets, horn worms, meal worms, and wax worms. Even though my beardie never tasted bugs before, she sure knew exactly what they were and that she was supposed to eat them as soon as | introduced her to them... almost as if she’s supposed to eat them. When it comes to veggies and fruits, there are certain things to watch out for. Citrus fruits aren’t very good for dragons as they’re too acidic for their little tummies, and rhubarb and avocado are downright toxic. Kale is a calcium binder, so too much of that isn’t any good either. Lettuce is a no-go because it causes diarrhea in beardies and provides no nutritional value. Smaug’s favourite non-bug foods are bananas, apples, and sugar snap peas; oh, how she loves sugar snap peas. It’s important to provide your reptile with a good variety of veggies; ensure that their diet is 70 percent veggies, 20 percent bugs, and 10 percent fruits. And if you’ve got a picky eater, don’t just let them get away with not eating their food. Reintroduce them to the same things until they learn to eat what’s given. It’s also important to make sure your reptile is getting enough calcium, especially when they’re still babies. Dairy isn’t an acceptable form of calcium because it is too rich for reptiles. Instead, reptile calcium powder is available at most pet stores and will most likely be consumed if worn by live feeders. But too much calcium is also not good for your exotic. Generally, veterinarians recommend that you sprinkle your pet’s food with calcium two to three times per week. Some reptiles will use their water dishes as toilets and poop in the water; this is normal behaviour. cc Her previous owners were good enough to ensure she grew up healthy as she has all her toes, her whole tail, and she doesn’t walk funny or have a crunched-up spine.