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““Say Rob,’’ questioned
Dan. ‘‘have you seen the
Movie ‘10’? How would
you rate Bo Derek on a
scale of one to ten?’’

“Dan, | am-surprised at
you,’’ spoke Rob sternly.
‘“‘That archaic rating sy-
stem is an insult to women
everywhere. When are you
going to stop treating
women purely as_ sex
objects and begin to treat
them as_ fellow human
being ? I’m glad I’m not
like you.”

“I'd give her anine,’’ said
Worthington.

“A nine! cried Rob.
“You're crazy! She’s an
eleven if she’s anything!’

   

Several hours later Dave
King noticed that Worth-
ington was listening to ‘Let
it be’ for the 137th time that
day.

‘‘Pat,’’ said Dave.
“Don’t you ever get tired of
listening to that song?’’

““No! Never! | love it!’’
spoke Worthington angrily.

“You realize that the
Beatles will never get to-
gether again,’’ pointed out
Dave gently.

‘“Aieeee! Don’t say that!
You’re mad! Get away from
me!’’

‘‘For your own good you
must convert to New Wave

‘and/or Punk rock,’’ said

Dave in a firm voice.

“No! I'll nver desert
John, Paul, George, and
Ringo!’’ shouted Pat in

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growing horror. ‘‘A
Beatle’s fan | was born, A
Beatle’s fan I'll die! | have
my dignity.’’

“‘We have weapons,’’
Dave said.

“Okay, okay,’’ said Pat
quickly. He made the
ultimate sacrifice.
‘‘Dammit Janet, | love you!
He then collapsed in a dead

‘faint. An era was over.

“You. know Rob,’’ said
Mike, ‘‘I think we are too
hard on the student council.
They’re really not such bad
fellows.’’

“You're right Mike,’’
agreed Rob. ‘‘They’re half-
decent sorts, way under-
neath. Hey! Call them over
here’’ The New-West
council and Multi-campus
executives rushed over.Rob

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smiled in, what he hoped
was a friendly fashion.
These were dangerous
people. Could take your
head clean off. ‘“You know
you guys, you aren’t half-
bad. Oh, you didn’t know
that eh? Sure we_ kid
around a lot but we know
it’s all in fun. You hear
what I’m saying you Knucle
heads?’’ He shrugged.
“‘What the hell, c’mon over
here. Give us a hug.’’ They
embrace. ‘‘I love ya! Now
get out of here. | mean it
you knuckleheads!’’
“‘Okay,’’ said Dan.
“Now call the Richmond
and Winslow councils over
here. They can fit in,
they’re only little fellows.’’
The Richmond and Wins-
low reps rushed in. ‘’You

April 8, 1980

know what,” Dan com
mented, ‘‘I’m sorta fond of
you, you old coyotes. |

mean, | really like the cut of

your jib. Hey, get over here

you knuckleheads! C’mon,

c’mon!’’ They embrace. ‘‘1

love ya, now get out of

here.’’

““My turn,’’ said Worth-
ing ton. ‘‘Call in the Surrey
student Society.’’ The Sur-
rey council rushed in. ‘‘Hey
you knuckleheads! I’m
sorry for the things | did to
you, like drawing filthy
graphics of yourselves, and
writing lies about you in
my stories. | really got a lot
of respect for ya, you old
backstabbers. Get over
here you nuts!’’ They -em-
brace. ‘‘Now get out of here
you knuckleheads. | mean
it
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Punk
news

by Mike Kennedy

Local bands seem pretty
sleazy in front- of local
crowds. That is to say that
Friday night, when | went
and saw the ‘‘Cover Boys’’
and the Young Canadians,
both bands gave encores
without much coaxing. at
all. Mind you, | myself \“as
very appreciative of the
encores, as they made up in
part for the promotional
stunt of starting an eight
o'clock concert at 8:45.

Once the initial wait was
over the night came alive,
although the Cover Boys
did not generate the re-
sponse that they might
have, | found them quite
enjoyable. Even their new
single ‘It’s a New World’,
which is to be released in
May, had me tapping my
feet.

The arrival of the Young
Canadians’ on stage in-
spired an exodus from the
seats and sides of the
Robson Square hall to right
in front of the stage. The
first few selections were as
loud as and a little more
boisterous than the Cover

 

_Boys had been. When the}

band broke into ‘‘Goin to}
F----- ’ Hawaii’’, even |}
found myself in the middle’
of the floor, jumping and

shoving with the best of
them. This continued for a
few more numbers until |
felt as wasted and worn out
as the band looked. When |
was due to collapse the
band called it quits, but
that didn’t matter, we still
called for more. ;

Needless to say, the Yong
Canadians came back and
played their soon to be re-
leased single ‘‘This is Your
Life’’, and their rendition of
the old standard ‘‘Palisades
Park’’.

All in all it must have
been a good concert, |
mean...; ‘‘Pumpkin Head’’
was there and so was ‘‘Zit
Neck’’ and Alfie passed out
on some Chick’s shoulder
and my ears are still ring-
ing and...| didn’t see

 

 

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