Opinions. Need to vent? Contact the editor at opinions@theotherpress.ca Find your nemesis Become a better you by fighting evil By Aidan Mouellic, Contributor here is one thing that a lot of great people have in common: whether it’s Bruce Wayne (Batman), Rosa Parks, Sherlock Holmes, Winston Churchill, or Nelson Mandela, they all had nemeses. These individuals achieved brilliance because of the forces they fought, and they wouldn’t be great without the impact that injustice had on their lives. Though the examples I have given are extreme—I wouldn’t really want you to have to go up against a deadly villain like Batman does, or do like Sherlock Holmes and face a dangerous freelance criminal—you can find your own, less violent arch- enemy to help propel you toa better version of yourself. Your nemesis should be a force of evil that will motivate you to fight it, overcome it, and become awesome in the process. In our own lives, these evil forces might not be as obvious as a Villain in a homoerotic costume, but if we look hard, we can find a suitable arch- enemy. For instance, it could be issues with anxiety: instead of viewing your anxiety as a personal blight, view the anxiety as a force that needs to be fought and defeated. You can overcome it and be a more awesome person. Or your nemesis could be a self-defeating habit of procrastination. Instead of viewing the procrastination as a manifestation of your laziness, view it as an external evil force that you vow to fight and beat. Your nemesis doesn’t necessarily have to be internal. It can be quite Hollywood if you want it to be, or it can be that know-it-all classmate of yours who you strive to best. The desire to faceoff with this classmate will help to make school more fun, and will help improve your grades, as well. But I would warn you to play nice and not publicly declare Mr. or Ms. 4.0-teacher’s-pet as your nemesis; keep this to yourself, because going public would be weird. The people in life who succumb to evil forces are often those who fail to acknowledge their foe, or who see their foe but choose not to fight. You see this happening in the people Going Dutch Should others pay attention to Beatrixs example? By Eric Wilkins, Staff Writer ast week, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands announced that she would be abdicating the throne to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander, as of April 30. By doing so, Beatrix is following in the footsteps of her mother and grandmother, Juliana and Wilhelmina, who also relinquished the title early. And so, at the ripe age of 75, Beatrix is making way for her 45-year-old heir. Is this a poor choice? Or should other monarchs be considering the same? A king or queen ina constitutional monarchy is essentially just a figurehead; there is very little that they actually have to do. Aside from 16 Dutch Queen Beatrix Photo courtesy of AP ceremonially signing off on matters that have already been resolved by others, one could argue that the main purpose of a monarch is to attend social occasions and represent his or her country proudly. How exciting. However, in a world where monarchs have virtually who succumb to addiction or bullying. These evil forces claim too many lives, but the tables can be turned if enough people vow to fight the evil head-on, and not shy away. To fight larger causes such as bullying, it would help to form an alliance, no real power, saying that such figures are merely a unique sort of celebrity would be fairly accurate. A king and/or queen is a romantic, if antiquated, thought. A fairy tale just isn’t a fairy tale if a princess isn’t kidnapped, an evil queen doesn’t try to kill her stepdaughter, or a wise old king doesn’t rule over Happy Valley. It is perhaps for this reason that people are so attracted to royal families. Gossip magazines are always littered with the latest exploits of Prince Harry or Prince William, or details on how completely drab Charles is. Such mind-numbingly brainless chatter may be annoying, but reading it is how some people relax and take their minds off of things. And therein lies the greatest service a member of the royal family can do in today’s world: provide a distraction, a moment of escape, and some entertainment. It may seem a bit harsh to relegate such a highly thought of position to as low and common though—it isn’t a one-person job. It can take some uncomfortable self-reflection to find a suitable arch-enemy. To attain victory against yours, you must first be aware of it, then stand up and vow to destroy a level as that of a celebrity, but for all intents and purposes, royalty is just that. If one is coming up more often in Hello! Magazine than The Economist, then there really isn’t much more to say. With that in mind, I completely side with Beatrix in stepping down early from the throne. While her son is certainly no headline grabber, he is a younger, fresher face for the country. At the very least, he helps to provide a revitalized image of the Dutch Royal Family. It makes it easier for the up-and-coming generation to connect with the monarch. Beatrix is like your grandmother: you love her and she’s wonderful, but she’s probably not the first person you want to introduce your new friends to. Returning to the popular example of England’s monarchy, the British really have the least to gain from having their monarch step down. Yes, Queen Elizabeth II is 86, but Charles it. As the great philosopher Kanye West once said, “That that don’t kill me can only make me stronger.” I wish you the best of luck in your quest, and I also recommend not wearing a mask—you'll just end up being questioned by the police. is 64 and about as exciting as paint drying on growing grass. Holding onto the thought of royalty just being another source of celebrity gossip, Charles is useless. While it would be an unpopular decision for many, I’m all for having the monarch elected. It’s a popularity contest, after all. Have a vote by the citizens every five years or so to pick the most entertaining of the bunch. It being such a nothing position anyway, why not trivialize it more? Answering the original question, I do think (the popularity vote being highly unlikely of ever even being a possibility) that monarchs should step down sooner. Since there’s no skill involved for the position, there’s no advantage to having a head as antiquated as the tradition.