OPinion h, the ironies keep piling up! Remember last issue I mentioned that the Canadian ederation of Students (CFS) refused to cept the fact that the DCSS withdrew rom CFS in 1991, calling the ithdrawal “illegal” because the student ociety failed to meet quorum. Well, if ou were paying attention last issue, as was, you would notice that way back in 1982, when the DCSS voted to join e CFS, quorum was not met, either. If you actually read the article in uestion (clipped from the Other Press hives, circa March, 1982), you would ote that the issue was passed on a echnicality. The same technicality, it pears, that the vote to withdraw from the CFS was passed on. If the CFS does pursue the issue, ie, suing the DCSS for ack dues (unlikely, but I like delving into these theoretical musings every now d again), the DCSS should countersue for collecting fees illegally. Wouldn’t at be a hoot? In case you missed it, the pullout last issue was a _ retrospective, containing clippings from the last 20 ears of publishing at the OP. Some people I’ve bumped into (including a Eacpie DCSS members) seemed confused on that point. That’s why there Es stories about Bill Day and joining the CFS. Just thought you should know. The search is over...for now. After three months without any butt in the big chair, Douglas College now has an interim President. His name: Dr. Lloyd Morin. His credentials: President, Camosun College, 1979-1989. Special Projects Officer for the Ministry of Advanced Education and Training, 1989-1993. Since then, he has been Acting Director and Provincial More rumours from he Milhouse indquist P. Milhouse rides again Coordinator for Prior Learning Assesment, Council on Admission and Transfer. My sources place him in Cambodia in the 70s, running spook missions for the CIA before he infiltrated the BC Educational System, but my sources have been known to ingest one too many psilocybinic agents before making their reports. Which brings us to another point. This is, as stated, a gossip column. Everything in here is purely speculative. I mention this because some of you have been asking me if it’s true that Susan Hunter- Harvey was kidnapped by the US government. Truth is an extremely fluid concept, my dears, and I’m not about to put my neck on the line, especially since, as was just reported, the new President may or may not be a CIA spook. This message found its way to me the other day, from Chantelle Desharnais. It says, and I quote, “Unorganized, unworthy cause. Illegitimate organization. ‘I won’tbe part of.’” This, I assume, is in response to why she resigned from the student society. Remember, these are her words, not mine. Speaking of resignations, there goes another one...or two. Tammy Shapcott resigned from the Student Society, leaving the position of Vice-President Internal. Dave “will he never leave this place?” Seaweed finds his way back into the student society exec as her temporary replacement. Dave, as you probably don’t know, was narowly defeated by Jaimie McEvoy for the position of VP- External in last year’s election, so I’m sure he’s happy to get back in the saddle. Also missing; Jessica Stanley, UT Rep. by David Tatarin here is nothing that raise smy ire more than people asking me what I am. I reply immediately that Iam a Canadian, but I know that what they are looking for is which cultural adjective I put in front of the hyphen, that is,;whether I’m French-Canadian, Ukrainian- Canadian or one of the many other cultural identities. We Canadians have become a hyphenated society and I am at odds with that. I consider myself a Canadian first and foremost and this is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, we should start to foster pride in our Canadian identity instead of offering excuses for who we are. About 18 years ago I adamantly called myself a Ukrainian-Canadian. Then, I decided to visit the Ukraine, the land of my heritage. I viewed this trip more as a pilgrimage than a holiday. When I stepped off the plane in Kiev, my heart flooded with emotion, for here, finally, was the land of my forefathers. A week into the trip, some people I had befriended brought me a dose of reality. When they asked my nationality, I, full of patriotic fervour, announced that I was a Ukrainian-Canadian. A long silence ensued. One of the fellows seemed to be deliberating on my statement. Finally, he told me that in their eyes I was a Westerner, a foreigner, certainly not a Ukrainian. I was crushed. Nothing I could say seemed to change their mind. When I arrived back home, I began a long process of reconsidering my national identity. Not long ago my mother informed me that her church ’ fiction lene alolseiiteasleye ) In celebration of twenty years of freedom of the student press on,campus, The Other ublications Society (publishers of the Other Press) announces the return of the student controlled writing anthology, The Otherthan. Tell your friends. Tell your neighbours. Bring Tike eat ce No more hyphens, please organization had received a delegation from the Ukraine. An event — she related brought home quite succinctly the differences between the Ukrainian- Canadians and the European Ukrainians. When the delegation was entertained by a local dance troupe, several delegates commented on how the traditional Ukrainian dance is dying as an art form in the Ukraine; they were surprised to see it flourishing here in Canada. I find this point significant. Ukrainian culture in Canada has remained static from the first your work to room 1020 and share it with the world. For more information come to «: oom 1020, call 525-3542, fax | 527-5095 attention the Other ess, or email corrmc@vcn.be.ca } wave of immigration; it has not evolved in a similar fashion to the European Ukrainian culture. Our current Ukrainian-Canadian culture represents a colloquial way of life more typical of my grandparents. The European Ukrainians live and breathe their culture daily while, we Canadians of Ukrainian descent attempt to live within two cultures. Hence, our hyphenated identity. We Canadians try so hard to fight assimilation. It’s as if we are scared of becoming Canadian. Politicians who espouse the multicultural viewpoint say that there is no Canadian identity. They are wrong and I think it is ill-conceived government policy to perpetuate multiculturalism, to perpetuate the notion of hyphenated Canadians. They do our country a great disservice. I am proud of my + Ukrainian heritage, but I am even prouder to be a Canadian. If we weren’t so headstrong in being hyphenated Canadians, maybe we would be more accommodating of one another. The Oth er Press September 171996 3