‘ Featuring
Dr. Stephen Sex
& Dr. Marilyn Fairchild

 

 

 

 

List of the Week:

Top 10 Things That Kick Ass About Going To School In New Westminster

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The possibility that Pirates could be hanging out at the Quay.

The opportunity to say “Quay.”

3. Readily available stolen cheese from grubby dudes outside the
Skytrain Station.

4. The fact that “Scruffy Murphy‘s” is also an accurate description
of their clientele.

5. The exercise one gets from the uncontrollable stumble downhill
when walking to transit after class.

6. If you go uptown, it’s easy to feel good about yourself, as
between the old folks with walkers and children in strollers,
you're the only one not in diapers.

7. Dropping the locally respected term “That is so Quay!”

Abandoning traditional theology in pursuit of “Burger Heaven”

The rest of the world has changed over the last hundred years,

but Columbia Street still looks the same as it did 100 years ago.

10. Gambling your student loan away during your lunch hour at the

Riverboat Casino.

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