Opinions June 2004 Kali Thurber | opinions @otherpress.ca Transit Bandit Strikes Ag ain (Soon After is Struck Down by Evil Plainclothes oe Kali Thurber _ pence Editor So, Vancouver's SkyTrain system has finally reached a new level of super- fluity. Translink’s 77 Special Police Constables have been promoted (God only knows why) to full-fledged police officers. Not only that, but the SkyTrain now employs a number of plainclothes police officers to scout out “suspicious characters” and possi- ble fare evaders. And on top of all that we still have those useless blue-jacket- ed ticket inspectors wandering around aimlessly, trying to look busy when the real police are close by. The situation makes me think of those jokes we used to make up in middle school that always started with, “How many (insert derogatory term here) does it take to (insert ridiculously simple task here).” This one starts with, “How many sky pigs does it take to catch one transit ban- dit?” The thing is, I haven't thought of a punch line. You know why? Because it just isn’t funny. A couple of weeks ago, I had the pleasure of running into one of these David Suzuki 8 | OtherPress new undercover officers on my way home late at night. Being a financial- ly inept student, I had failed to pur- chase one of the two-dollar tickets, and therefore was hauled off the train to be hounded by an unreasonably angry policewoman. After having my arm squeezed, being pushed up against a brick wall, and called a liar and a cheat, I came to the conclusion that this woman’s anger could hardly be because I didn’t pay two-dollars for a ticket. Perhaps her attitude grew from pre- viously fancying the idea of being a real police officer that handles real offences. I'd probably be angry too if I had been demoted to pestering teenagers and low-income families for a measly two-dollars. But then again, this kind of ageism and prejudice seems to be the primary focus of police activity outside of the SkyTrain as well as inside. The fact is that we, the taxpayers, are spending a ludicrously excessive amount of money to employ three different kinds of ticket inspectors, when the alternative (purchasing turnstiles) would be simple and cost- Science Matters Cities Intensify Climate Problems me David Suzuki Foundation effective. Apparently TransLink’s argument for not getting turnstiles has been cost-related, but a big bang of around 47 million would surely be cheaper than paying the wages of three levels of ticket inspectors. The SkyTrain, as of now, operates the “Barrier-Free Proof of Payment” system, which reminds me of that old psychologist, Burrhus Frederic Skinner. His learning theory was that animals (humans included) maintain positive behaviour when punishment and reinforcement are on Living in cities, it's easy to forget about our connection to the natural world. In human-created environ- ments, surrounded by concrete and asphalt, we often feel isolated and insular—as though we are protected from the forces of nature. In some ways, we are more protect- ed, but in other ways our cities can actually make us more vulnerable. Consider climate change. A recent report from the Harvard Medical School looked at how human- induced changes to the earth’s atmos- phere would affect the health of peo- ple living in cities. And the conclu- sions weren't comforting. It turns out that all the carbon diox- ide and pollutants we are pumping out through our tailpipes and smoke- stacks doesn’t dissipate as readily as given on a random basis. I suppose the reasoning behind the theory is that people behave best when they know they could be checked on. But judging by the problems this “Barrier- Free Proof of Payment” system cre- ates, one has to wonder how correct Skinner was in his thinking. The truth is that this system is just.waiting to be taken advantage of, and if TransLink would wake up and see this we'd be paying less money and have a more effective system running. had been previously thought. In fact, much of the carbon dioxide (the pri- mary heat-trapping gas) pretty much stays put, creating a “dome” of it over our Cities. This does two things. First, it inten- sifies the urban “heat-island effect” — that is, the tendency of cities to be warmer than rural areas because of all their infrastructure, pavement and lack of green space. Higher carbon dioxide concentrations add to this effect, making cities up to several degrees warmer than surrounding areas—similar to being in a crowded room with the windows closed. In addition, the extra carbon diox- ide increases plant growth—particu- larly for opportunistic species that thrive in cities, such as ragweed. Pollen from these plants, along with Photo by Angela Blattmann