culture september 18, 2002 Derek Brans - Vancouver Venue 2 Studio 16 September 9 TANDEM PRODUCTIONS Samuel Beckett Tandem Productions - Vancouver Venue 5 Waterfront Theatre September 6 Johannes Galli - Germany Venue 5 Waterfront Theatre September 8 the other press Fringe Review Sarah Gignac OP Contributor NO FEET IN THE PIE PLEASE AND OTHER TALES Derek Brans tries. He really does. No Feet In The Pie Please is brimming with well meaning intentions. It falls just a smidge shy of being entertaining. I arrived at the theatre expecting to see a dance number called Instinctual Impulses. But for reasons no one seemed able to divulge, it had been replaced with Brans’ musical show. I can only assume it was a last minute swap and poor Brans just didn’t have enough time to prepare. He attempts to amuse the audience with a few slow-paced stories interspersed with some very cheesy music, mostly love songs that seemed inspired by The Rose. While some parts are very funny, the rest resembles the guy at a party that is way too high and just keeps telling a story that no one wants to hear. No Feet In The Pie Please certainly did not live up to the Fringe guide’s description of being a “sexy, dark, and vivacious glimpse of human nature.” But it had potential, and Brans’ obvious enthusiasm holds a certain charm. Better luck next year, Brans. AN EVENING WITH BECKETT Tandem Production explodes onto the stage with its sure-to-be Fringe hit, An Evening With Beckett. The Company showcases five of Samuel Beckett’s short plays, each more bizarre than the last. From disem- bodied mouths to the victims of a love triangle for- ever trapped in urns, Beckett's montage of peculiar characters and surreal settings will confuse and delight audiences of all kinds. An Evening With Beckett combines the talents of EVE & CILITH Devotion versus impudence. Morals vs. motives. Prude vs. slut. Two of our oldest archetypes: nice wife Eve and unruly mistress Lilith duke it out in this imaginatively stunted examination of, you guessed it, women. Here's the storyline. Lilith is having an affair with Eve's husband. Eve comes to Lilith’s love-den to con- front her. They fight. Nothing is resolved so they both go to bed, where they share a dream of biblical Eve and Lilith and their struggles with Adam. They wake up, don’t remember the dream, and keep fight- ing. And fighting. And fighting. Finally, they agree that while nothing has been changed, they at least understand each other a little better. End of play. What makes this bland plot worse is that it is bro- five directors and twelve actors. Unfortunately, the company lacked a program, so I can’t credit any of the plays to any of the performers. But I can say that each short has a unique style that is individually amazing and equally enjoyable. It’s not often you get a chance to see Beckett in Vancouver. Tandem Productions is providing us with a unique opportu- nity and a definite must-see. ken up with long segments of what can only be described as clown pieces that have nothing to do with the story. Before Eve goes to bed she decides to clean up Lilith’s apartment, doing so in a weird dance with even weirder music playing. Towards the end of the play the characters decide to swap roles and change clothes on stage to the beat of bad 80s techno music. These sections detract from the main storyline, making the already weak narrative even harder to follow. At best, Eve & Lilith encourages women to feel better about themselves. However, this message could have been reduced to a short skit instead of taking up a whole hour of theatre-goers’ precious time. © page 16