( ‘You're the Worst,’ not actually the worst Have an idea for a story? M arts@theotherpress.ca (¥ Home is where the art is ( Cultural appreciation And more! Vancouver Fringe Festival fun The fiction factory > Why remakes don’t have to suck each case, but it wasn’t untilthe —_ by Steven Spielberg’s E. T, it Adam Tatelman > What to expect from the Fringe Fest Adam Tatelman Arts Editor [ is a futile effort to try to offer equal coverage to every event on offer at the Fringe this year. There are over 700 events, and only 11 days in which to see them, so for the sake of brevity, this article will focus on some of the most highly anticipated shows the Fringe has to offer, as well as some of the most offbeat—because no one knows what to expect at the Fringe. From Charles Ross and TJ Dawe, creators of indie hits One Man Star Wars and One Man Lord of the Rings, comes the latest in Chicken for Supper Productions’ parody-homage series, One Man Dark Knight: workshops for artists looking to break into the business or train their skills. On September 13, the On the Road Touring Workshop will cover everything from planning a tour route and booking events to promoting shows and balancing your pocketbook. Having had to learn these things on the fly, | highly recommend taking in a workshop session if you are producing a show for the first time. It’ll save you a lot of trial and error. For those who like to relax after a show, the Big Rock Brewery Fringe Bar is open every night of the festival until late. Featuring performances from artists like Adrian Glynn, Hollow Twin, The Nautical A Batman wee Parody. The Rossi Playing Mach Gang, Skye in the Rio Wallace, Theatre from a and the September Prada ir-) ee tet) self-styled 8-13, the Queen of show will the Fringe cram all Bar Tonye three of Aganaba, Christopher the vocal Nolan’s variety on Batman offer is truly films into a massive. go-minute Listen in at performance, Ocean Art witha Works, 1531 single actor Johnston performing Street on every single Granville role without UGE et ee le Island; the benefit come for of “props, the music, sets, or Batmobiles.” Running in Studio 16 from September 8-16, Tomo Suru Players’ The Dance Teacher is a psychodrama from the mind of playwright Gerald Williams. Justin, the eponymous dance instructor, is a Machiavellian man who isn’t afraid to manipulate others to get what he wants, be it money, power, or sex. But what inspires a person to this pragmatic state of being? How guilty is Justin, really— and of what, exactly? Find out for yourself, if you dare to look. For those more interested in being watched than watching, the Fringe also offers stay for the food carts. If none of that interests you, maybe the chance to win some free swag will. For the duration of the festival, the Fringe Bar and Raffle Tent will be selling raffle tickets at $10 a pop, three for the price of two. Winners will be drawn at 9:30 p.m. on September 18 in the Performance Works building. Prizes include a 2017 Fringe Pass for two, a Motorino XMb electric scooter, and a trip to Lima and Machu Picchu courtesy of G Adventures. Get ’em before they’re gone. To see these events and much more, visit tickets/ vancouverfringe.com. Arts Editor I? criticism, it is important to understand the difference between whining and complaining. The complainer wishes to point out the faults in something, but with the intention of improving that thing beyond its current state. The whiner merely wishes to express displeasure over a perceived slight. With that in mind, I've noticed a lot of whining in regards to film remakes. Where many are content to dismiss remakes out of hand, lam ambivalent towards the concept. While action favourites like RoboCop (14987) and Total Recall (4990) have been treated badly in redux, many remakes have actually outshone their source material in posterity. So, in the interest of improving the quality of today’s fare, we must mine the past for the ingredients to a good remake. Few know that The Maltese Falcon (1941) is actually a remake of a remake of an adaptation of Dashiell Hammett’s 1929 detective novel of the same name. The story was the same in _" advent of Film Noit’s distinctive shadowy visual mise-en-scéne that it became truly iconic. The 1941 Humphrey Bogart vehicle hit where the others missed because it was visually unique from anything that came before. In the Cohen Brothers’ treatment of True Grit (2010), the 1969 John Wayne actioner saw a complete shift in tone, embodying the understated, casual brutality of the American West. It was a critical success, as was the 2007 remake of 3:10 to Yuma, for much the same reason. A change of setting can also make or break a film retread; Oceans’ Eleven (2001) offered a modern-day update of the original heist comedy, and was met with critical acclaim—though it would be hard to do worse than the first. Even John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) was a remake of Howard Hawks’ campy sci-fi horror flick The Thing from Another World (1951). With 30 years of special effects innovation on his side, Carpenter gave the film a gory makeover, transforming it into an apocalyptic-arctic-tundra- slasher film. Although it was out-earned at the box office survives today as a cult classic, widely regarded as one of the most horrifying experiences ever pressed to a film reel. While there may be some truth in the assumption that remakes are nothing more than disposable Hollywood cash grabs, it is possible for them to equal—and even surpass— their source material. All it takes is a director with a strong artistic vision, a willingness to depart from the themes and plot of the original, and the advantage of new technologies. In truth, film is a business like any other. Hollywood moguls will do whatever they think will make the most money, which is fair enough. But you, the consumer, have the ultimate voting power in your wallet. Ifyou wish to avoid all remakes on principle, then by all means do so. Just remember that not every film can be conveniently filed away according to category for ease of dismissal. Remake or otherwise, it is better to judge films on their own merits, rather than their legacy. Except for the new RoboCop. Nobody asked for that bullshit. Image via nypost.com