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BE CAREFUL WHO YOU HANG WITH-—YOU TOO MAY VERY WELL GET CANCELLED!

 

Everyone turn on your to channel " , better known as
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Mr. AbJecTIVE from cult film The Big , is the most recent victim of cancel culture! His
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association to ’s dog, , has resulted in vicarious cancellation. As many know, last
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PERIODOFTIME _ a picture of was released on popular social media platform,
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ANIMALSOUND This photo included him at tourist hot spot, ; ... the
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audacity!? While this was not offensive to any group of persons, nor perpetuated , hor was morally
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outrageous, the bigwigs do not agree, so the thing to do is cancel them. How unfortunate that
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publicly enjoyed the dog. The association between the two has
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unfortunately cost the great actor his €)! So, remember and , cease
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all existing , isolate oneself, and associate yourselves with anyone from this day
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forward—you never know who is going to get cancelled next! Not to mention, conform and !

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A recent study has found that COVID does not through respiratory vapours, but instead through
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everyday . How unfortunate that humans have been surrounded by these
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things for . Yet only now, they have begun to our lungs. Despite humans having
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interacted with these for some time, the recent introduction of in our diets is negatively
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VERB-ING us. But do not fret, has been found to 99.9 percent of this newfound
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virus-inducer. What has Dr. Angry-face Henry suggested? Try including into all your recipes,

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including , and grandma’s favorite . Under 19? That’s
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okay! Alcohol taxes are at percent anyways—you're investing in your future payment for all alcohol
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induced problems such as failure, or perhaps loss. We are living in a time of
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, how far-fetched is adding a of virus-killing into our
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already debauchery-filled lives?