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Dear Dr. Sex: I am ‘a young woman and my boyfriend always wants to have sex in

the middle of the night. I don’t mind this unless I have to get up at 4:00 in the
morning to go to work baking donuts at Timmy’s. Then I’m exhausted! The problem
is we already have sex before we go to sleep and I’m having trouble keeping up with
his appetite. Last night I realized that he wasn’t even awake while he was doing it!
He'll screw anything when he’s asleep and then he never remembers anything about
it the next day. What can I do to make him have sex at a “normal” hour?
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Dr. S: Thank you for your letter, SIS. It sounds like your boyfriend has a case of sleepsex.
Dr. F: Don't make up terms, Dr. Sex!

Dr. S: Marilyn, you obviously skipped Sexy Sleep Disorders 101’. 5 ee
is also referred to as Sexomnia.

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