Jessica Berget
Assistant Editor

 

I’ve had my two mixed breed savannah cats Minnie and Leo for five or six
years and they are attention whores. Minnie may scream like a banshee
while awake, but when she is asleep, she is an angel too pure for this
world. My other cat Leo is a bastard who only cares about food, getting
affection, and fighting other cats. He will stick his face in your mouth to
get your attention. If you don’t give him adequate affection, he will walk
around the house with a sock in his mouth meowing mournfully. He’s
also a bit of a freak as he loves being spanked when pet and often lays
around the house belly up like a big fat man.

 

Janis McMath
Editor-in-Chief

 

My cat’s name is Milk. Contrary
to popular belief, she doesn’t let
her beauty get to her head; she’s
very humble.

 

 

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