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COSMO CAMPUS QUIZ:

» What kind of chocolate bar are you?

Sharon Miki
Humour Editor
M humour
@theotherpress.ca

wr it comes to sex and
relationships, figuring out
who you truly are on the inside
is key to lasting satisfaction.
But who has time for deep
introspection these days,
anyway? Life hack that stuff
with this helpful quiz to figure
out what kind of chocolate

bar you are (just in time for
Halloween, natch)—it might
just lead to you meeting the
man of your dreams!

1. Your name is
A. Ashley

B. Matt

C. Other

2. When you were a child, you
always wanted to bea .
A. Scientist

B. Porn Star

C. Other Press editor

3. You are majoring in
A. Sports Science

B. Creative Writing

C. Disco

 

4. Your mama

A. Isa lovely woman.

B. Don't want none unless
you've got buns, hun.

C. Isa figment of your
overactive imagination.

5. The players are going to
play, play, play, play, play,
and the haters are going to
hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,
and you're goingto_—.
A. I don't know, probably just
chill.

B. Shake the salt shaker.

C. Freak the F out if you hear
that song one more time.

6. Your favourite Canuck is

A. One of the Sedins—but
youll never tell which one.
B. Mark Messier

C. Johnny

7. You attend the
campus.

A. Coquitlam

B. New Westminster

C. Cloud

8. Your eye colour is
A. Blue

B. Brown

C. Other

g. Your favourite type of
chocolate is

A. Kit Kat

B. Flake

C. Butterfinger

10. Your favourite sexual
position is

A. Double reverse cowboy
B. Praying Mantis Surprise
C. Never

If you answered...

Mostly As: You are a Kit Kat.
You're super lazy, and love

take breaks, but inside you’re
very layered ina tasty way that
the opposite sex finds very
attractive. Seek commitment
from someone who is not really
looking for anything serious.

Mostly Bs: You are a Flake.
You hate having to make plans
with other people, because they
always get so mad when you
inevitably bail. Tinder/Grindr
love is written in your stars.

Mostly Cs: You area
Butterfinger. You are literally
covered in grease all the time,
but it’s the yummy, kind of
buttery kind of grease. Date a
Kardashian.

 

A modern-day classic’

» Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures’

Mercedes Deutscher
Staff Writer

OOOOS

Ro I was perusing
the vast space known as

Netflix, looking for a fresh new
show to watch. Being a child

at heart, I had my mind set

on nostalgia and childhood
innocence. Alas, I discovered

a recently released animated
series by the name of Pac-Man
and the Ghostly Adventures.

After watching only two
episodes, I knew deep in my
heart that this series would
shape the memories for the
next generation as one of the
greatest animated series of our
time.

Pac-Man and the Ghostly
Adventures follows the story
of Pacster, a young yellow teen
with an appetite. He, along
with his friends, the original
macho Spiral and even more
original and not stereotypical
Cylindria, are the best of pals.
All is well in Pac-World until

: Pacster wanders through the
: maze that is adjacent to Maze
: High School. While lost, he

uncovers and releases the
Underworld, home to banished
ghosts from the historically

important Ghost Wars.

It is now up to Pacster and

: friends to rival the great and

: so-very-intimidating ghost

: army, led by the incredibly evil
: villain, Betrayus.

It warms my heart to

: see a villain without an evil

: sounding name; I would

: have never expected him to

: be the antagonist. This show

: continues to keep the audience
: hooked with its well-executed

: plot twists.

Pacster continues to grow

: confidence and discover his

: significance throughout the

: series. After all, his prophecy is
: even predicted in Pac-World’s

: historical constitution, The

: Pacleration of Independence.

: It is an eloquently worded

: document that reads, “One

: day a teen will roll onto the

: scene ...” It is inarguably more

: elegant than our own Canadian :
: Constitution. :

Not only is the hero a

: well-rounded and very well-

: developed character, but the

: side characters will make you

: fall in love with this series even
: more. Meet Blinky, Inky, Pinky,
: and Clyde. They are loveable

: and unforgettable characters

: based off of the red, blue,

: pink, and orange ghosts we

: have grown to adore during

: our childhoods. With original

: inclusions such as stink jokes,

: diversions, sibling rivalries, and
: crushes on the main character,
: these memorable ghosts are

: sure to stay with the audience

: for the rest of their lives.

Lastly, the opening theme

: song is fantastic. It is a classic

: theme that will surely surpass

: the fame of Duck Tales and

: Spongebob Squarepants. It is so
: catchy that Iam humming it as
: I write.

If you are looking fora

: refreshing original comedy to

: watch on Netflix instead of

: studying tonight, Pac-Man and
: the Ghostly Adventures cannot
: be missed. The Pac is back!

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