Aton What to do when you walk into the glass before class Coping with those awkward college moments By Naomi Ambrose e’ve all experienced awkward moments at college, like stumbling in the hallway or running into a glass window. In my case, whenever I get into an awkward situation, I feel embarrassed, hot, and foolish. Right now you're probably remembering all of your own awkward moments and keep asking yourself what you could’ ve done to make them less traumatic experiences. In order to offer you some form of solace, let me tell you about some of my own awkward moments at Douglas—and offer my advice for how to deal with them. One moment that I’m sure plenty of you have also experienced was when the security gates in the library went off as I was leaving. They’re only supposed to ring if a book hasn’t been desensitized or if someone is trying to steal a book, yet in my case it was neither. Several people kept staring at me with a look that said “Oh there’s another book stealer,” and when I went back to the check out counter I was told: “it’s probably just a glitch!” I know that technical issues can occur with machines but just the thought of me being viewed as a thief makes me shiver. Another awkward moment was when the U-Pass dispensing machine didn’t give me my monthly bus pass. I knew the instructions said to swipe your ID card’s magnetic stripe, which is exactly what I did, but even then I didn’t get my pass. So, thanks to the faulty U-Pass machine, I had to deal with increased anxiety and the glares from another student who thought I didn’t know how to use the machine. I can also assure you that I can use the water and ice dispensing machine in the cafeteria just fine. Yet my T-shirt always gets wet whenever I press the water button, meaning I leave the cafeteria with a wet shirt. It’s even worse when I have to return to the classroom and then deal with the awkward silence between myself and whomever I am sitting next to. And who can forget the awkward moment that comes when you make eye contact and then the person tries to avoid you. The other day I saw a former male classmate walking in hallway that I had spoken to often in class and I also thought was pretty hot. The moment arrived when the two of us stared at each other for a brief second and I got ready to hi but then he turned away. Really? I asked myself: do cordial relations end because I’m no longer in the same class with that person? It seems the answer is yes. So, what did I do to cope with these awkward moments? I had a good laugh! We use less facial muscles to smile than to frown, so I figured that I’d do my face a favour by smiling. So the next time you find yourself in an awkward situation just smile and have a good laugh. Awkward moments are always going to be present in college — it’s just a matter of dealing with them. iMad about iPads? Tablets vs. textbooks By Gurneev Panesar y dad has been utterly convinced that I need an iPad, but I won’t take the bait. You may wonder why, but like any piece of technology, tablets have their share of good and bad qualities. Touch screen technology in class is an easy way to supplement the lectures with photographic data, which helps visual learners to better understand the material and also provides access to external sources of information. Tablets are also more attractive and less bulky than a big fat textbook, hence they save you a few kilos in your backpack. They are also more mobile than laptops, as students can carry them in and out of the classroom without having to pack them back up again. Since it is somewhat inexpensive to develop apps for portable platforms, there is a rapidly growing amount of free or low-cost apps for tablets, several of which are suitable for education purposes. And finally, tablets have an extensive battery life that makes them more fit for a school day! However, finger-based tablets can have a limited use in higher education and also require special formatting. There is only so much you can do with a tablet when it comes to studying, and reading off a small screen all day can cause a lot of eye strain. Smudgy, inaccurate typing is also another one of their flaws, with most screens needing a general wipe down of fingerprints everyday. Too much Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and so on are just a few examples of how unrelated browsing can throw students — including those around them— off track and bring down concentration levels in general. When it comes to exams, answering questions using a tablet makes it easy for students to simply look up the answers, making them academically ineffective. You also can’t use a tablet in every aspect of education, such as in arts and crafts, music, or drama; on the other hand, some students simply may not be tech freaks and prefer pen and paper as opposed to tablet technology. Last but not least, the fact that technology is constantly changing, often rending things obsolete within years of their creation means that tablet learning is complicated due to financial constraint. I think that education should be how it has always been—involving hard work, ink-covered hands, and struggling to figure out what your prof’s messy writing on the board says! Transit etiquette: mind your manners Fs Photo by: Rita Vityaz By Allie Davison, Staff Writer icture this: it’s Monday morning. Pr going to work, or school, or wherever it is that your busy little body has to go. You’re tired, possibly (or in my case, probably) hungover, not looking forward to the day ahead. And the only seat on the SkyTrain is the one next to the jerk that has his music on full blast (cause who doesn’t love listening to a garbled version of gangsta beats). But wait, there’s another seat open too! Except a woman’s wet umbrella apparently has first dibs. That’s okay. You can just stand next to the tween recapping the latest episode of Jersey Shore over the phone at the top of her lungs. Seriously people, show a little respect. We all have to take public transit and you’re not making the ordeal any easier, so would it kill you to act at least semi-decently to your fellow transit-er? Does your backpack really need a seat? Answer: No! Here are a few of my own personal etiquette rules that I think people should follow in order to help improve everyone’s transit experience: Move jerk. Get out the way jerk, get out the way. There is nothing worse than trying to get off the SkyTrain and being greeted with a wall of people. Is the notion of “off first, then on” that hard to grasp? While pushing people out of the way to raise your own chances of getting one of the coveted seats may seem appealing, it’s just plain rude. Think of it this way: the more people who get off the train, the more room you will have to be obnoxious in. It’s a SkyTrain, not a bar. Now, I like to drink as much as the next girl, but drinking on the SkyTrain (and other transit vehicles) really grates my gears. Yes, I know that taking the 15-minute trip from your house to the bar/party/ drinking gathering in the woods can be trying even to the best of alcoholics, but sometimes you’ve just got to take one for the team. The team, in this case, is the majority of SkyTrain users who don’t want to see if you really can chug a beer in-between stations. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Does your backpack really need a seat? Seat hogging is probably the most common SkyTrain offense I come across. I can think of no reason why you would not simply have your backpack sitting on your lap or even just on the floor. No one will steal it and I’m sure it won’t catch any cooties. It’s going to be okay! The SkyTrain floor is not going to open up and eat your bag. Trust me. Just put it on the floor and let me have the seat instead. Thanks.