EEE SR A TR ae a on A ee ee ween, Se oy Garth McLennan sports editor Kyle Wellwood has always been a streaky player. After being claimed off waivers from Toronto last year, he failed to impress during training camp and soon found himself demoted to the AHL’s Manitoba Moose. He was ready to depart for Europe when the Canucks called him back up after an early doubted his ability to follow through on that. Then, early this season, the roof caved in. So far, through 17 mostly ineffectual games where he’s been basically invisible, Wellwood set a new low in terms of streakiness. He has just one point, and no goals, this entire season. Head coach Alain Vigneault has tried everything to get the mercurial center, who entered the year with so much promise, going. He’s called him out in the media, reduced his ice time, increased his ice time, switched “In an era where every dollar counts, Vancouver GM Mike Gillis can’t afford to pay someone who is meant to be a scorer and not only can’t put the puck in the net, but isn’t having any sort of real impact either.” season injury and in the ensuing 21 games he posted 10 goals and three assists. Before long, there was talk that the new Canuck super-scorer had been found; a waiver-wire pickup who had suddenly discovered 40 goal potential. Turns out, that didn’t exactly pan out the way most people were thinking. Over the next 53 regular season games that year, Wellwood scored just eight times, and produced a measly six assists. After his initial goal surge, his numbers plunged, and the drought was on. One point in his next nine games, followed shortly afterward by a 21-game goalless streak. His ice time was reduced dramatically and he soon found himself as a third line checking center who most fans were eager to see go at the trade deadline. Then, he magically found his game again in the playoffs, where he put up six points in 10 games in a strong end to the season. After finishing the year with a career best 18 goals, he was awarded $1.2 million on a one year contract in salary arbitration over the summer and showed up to start the year in the best shape of his life. Expectations were high; Wellwood spoke eagerly of his goals for a 20-25 goal campaign and there were few who up his line mates multiple times and most recently, stuck him on the second line and placed him on the team’s first power play unit. Despite all of this, nothing has worked. For a guy who in the playoffs last year talked encouragingly about how everyone needed to take pay cuts to keep the team together, and then went out and did the exact opposite by demanding a raise and taking the team to arbitration, this just isn’t acceptable. In an era where every dollar counts, Vancouver GM Mike Gillis can’t afford to pay someone who is meant to be a scorer and not only can’t put the puck in the net, but isn’t having any sort of real impact either. Now, there’s no denying that Wellwood has the ability to light it up at virtually any time. While he can be described as a “soft” player, he can be a wizard with the puck and has a versatile and accurate shot with a knack for getting it through traffic to the goal. It isn’t time to give up on Wellwood just yet (and realistically speaking, how much market value can a guy who has just five goals in his last 65 games, including playoffs and dating back to last season, really have?), but he can’t get this much slack anymore. 20 By Garth McLennan, Sports Editor favourite of gym teachers across North America, and n area where they can get a little too involved with their pupils, Dodgeball is almost universally known as a game where nerds get cracked in the face and the basis for one of the best Vince Vaughn movies of all time. While both assessments have a good measure of truth to them, the question has to be asked: is Dodgeball a sport? There’s no question that it is a highly competitive game and a great source of exercise. As Patches O’Hoolahan said so eloquently in the movie, you do have to “Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge.” There is without a doubt a big athletic component to Dodgeball. You’re constantly on the move around a relatively confined area and have to take out opponents with good accuracy while at the same time keep a sharp eye out for incoming balls and move to avoid them. Then there’s the competition factor. If Dodgeball is a sport, it’s a fringe one at best. The movie pokes fun at by putting it on “ESPN 8, The OCHO”, and that’s pretty close to reality. Realistically speaking, Dodgeball has very little going for it. There aren’t any television or Pay- Per-View deals or events to speak of, it doesn’t have anything close to Olympic status and it’s looked at by 99 per cent of the population as little more than a fun and sometimes dangerous game that middle school kids play. While that is all true, on the flip side, there is no shortage of little known sports out there with next to nothing in terms of publicity and widespread appeal. Take competitive shooting or rock climbing for example, but both of them are generally still accepted by most as real sports. THE VERDICT: So where does Dodgeball fall? In the end, I would consider it a sport. It’s fast paced and physical, there’s a team element, I suppose that there is some measure of tactics or strategy, it requires quick thinking and rapid decision making. Also, while it may not garner the same level of media attention as say, the NFL, there are a number of recreational leagues and associations operating all over the place, much like there are beer league hockey teams and summer softball seasons, even if the regular crowd out to watch a Sunday Dodgeball game does come to the bingo hall or high school gym with a chemically- induced vacant expression and a brown paper bag. So Dodgeball is odd, it’s a little weird and I’d be very interested to see what the social life of the average player looks like, but Dodgeball is a sport. ee