From The Editor Editorial By fidam Honsinger This is it: The last issue of the summer. As of September we will return to our usual weekly newspaper format. The August issue heralds the close of the semester and the beginning of a new academic year. And frankly I’m not sure whether | should laugh or cry. | for one am excited about wiring myself to the weekly grind of publication and its more fluent movement from one issue to the next. A momentum that | can only trust will function a little more ardently than the lull and crash of a monthly schedule. This summer has proven to be a somewhat serio-comic apprenticeship as the quadrilogy of May, June, July and August will attest. The sum of some good, honest, hard work, under the scrutinizing random visitations of Murphy and his diabolical axiom. In the end | feel tenderized and marinat- ed—ready for the heat of weekly deadlines, both here at the paper and in my academic pursuits. Thank you for persevering with our attempts throughout the semester to negoti- ate new software, design, staff and features in concert with technical, human and some- times divine expertise and error. NEWS 4...DC Registration: A “Vicious Cycle” 4...New Education Bill Brings Yet More Changes 5... Jransit Changes firrive in the Fall 5...Car Crime Rising OPINIONS 6...Broad’s Eye View 7...Filibuster Editorial Cartoon 7...f1 Suspicious Divorce 8...Policy Schmolicy g...Science Matters 9... The Third Degree 10...Surburban Graffiti 11...Western Livin’ CULTURE 12...Interview: Utah Phillips 14...Walking Along the Trail of Dead 16...Photo(graphic) 17...Postcard Fiction 18...CD Reviews FEATURES 19...GAIA: Mother Earth 20...Doctor Earth, | Presume 22...James Hutton SPORTS 24...fi Royal Beginning 25...the Final Seventh Inning Retch 26...Paying the Price: the 2010 Olympics 27...Parity? What Parity? 27...Classifieds ASTROLOGY 28...The Oracle