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Spring is in the air and with it, I can smell the back end of a
semester coming a mile away, full of students scared spitless at
the thought of finals. Take a break and turn your attention to
the interesting life of rice. Grown all over the world, from the
mountain tops of Nepal to the bottom of Australia, rice is
known as a semi-aquatic annual grass. That's all fine and
dandy, but have you ever heard of rice having auricles, upright
membranes, coarse hairs, pistols, stamens, embryos and
endosperm? It’s no wonder people throw this stuff at wed-
dings. I imagine that showering the bride and groom with
these sexy little white grains is some sort of ancient rite in
hopes that the newlyweds can perform like the rice...taking six

 

 

hours to fertilize. Take note of this and don’t forget, very few J.J. McCullough
spikelets have authesis in the afternoon, so get your minds out OP Cartoonist
of the gutter and into your textbooks. Study! And don’t forget SCHOOSSOHSSHSHHHHSHHHHHHOHHOHHOHHEHHHHHHHOHHOSHESEHHOHOHHOEHEESOHOEEOEE
to eat.

Chocolate Rice Pudding

Ingredients:

4 cups milk

2/3 cup sugar

3 tbsp. rice

2 ounces melted unsweetened chocolate
1/2 tsp. salt

1/2 tsp. nutmeg (optional)

   
   
  

dents of Douglas
the summer semes-

Preheat oven to 300°F. Put all the ingredients in a ; provided during the

buttered baking dish and stir to blend. Bake for 3
1/2 hours, stirring three times during the first hour
of baking so the rice doesn’t settle.

 

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