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Critics pan latest Goldie Coxx pornographic film

Anal Destroyers 7 criticized as “shallow, lifeless”

By Liam Britten

he erotic film world was shocked on
Friday when the highly anticipated
Goldie Coxx film, Anal Destroyers
7, failed to catch on with critics or lonely,
lonely audiences.
Critics called the film “silly” and said it had
none of the aspects that made the other Anal
Destroyers films so watchable.

masturbators, and while having such

a loyal fan base is great, it’s also a big
responsibility,” he told The New Yorker.
“‘We want to take a woman, establish a
rapport between her and her audience, and
then we want to fuck her.”

Some have said that Philthy may be
the film’s worst enemy and that his “high-
concept” vision may be simply bluster.

“Okay; so Philthy wants to send out

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best to save this embarrassment of a film,
but there is nothing she nor the two well-
endowed men inside of her can do to rescue
this fiasco,” wrote Manhola Dargis of the
New York Times. “Coxx’s light, carefree
attitude simply doesn’t carry as well as she
thinks it can. She’s trying to channel Meg
Ryan getting spit roasted but can’t even pull
off Kate Hudson getting spit roasted.”

The film, like others of the series,
is the story of Kitten, a typical suburban

teenager who is invariably plowed by many,

many penises. However, this film breaks
from the series’ usual flavour by taking on
a psychological thriller aspect, exploring
complex issues such as the mental stresses
of distrust in relationships, visits by
repairmen wearing no pants and being
covered in various sticky liquids.

Pre-release hype was strong for this
instalment, especially because of the many
interviews director Philthy gave prior to
release to talk up the film.

“The Anal Destroyers series is one
that’s beloved by porn’s legions of chronic

world today. Fine,” wrote Guardian film
columnist John Patterson. “The problem is,
he has nothing to say and it comes across in
all the missed opportunities. If he wants to
explore Middle East politics, why did the
all-girl scene between Coxx and Persia Pele
not explore the volatile politics at work in a
meaningful way? If he cares about animal
rights, then why was there such an absence
of doggy style? Philthy is a man without
vision.”

Since the scathing reviews began to
appear, Philthy has defended his vision,
saying that he has “no obligation” to defend
his vision to “hack writers who probably
have never banged two chicks at the same
time.”

For her part, Coxx has remained
mostly silent about the matter and is
simply attempting to go back to work.
However, since she has only appeared in
nine pornographic films since Friday, it’s
believed that Anal Destroyers 7’s failure has
affected her star power to a degree.”

 

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