This is bleh country Too weird to adapt, or too lazy to try? eg By Angela Espinoza, Arts Editor any great or even mediocre books have been successfully adapted into fantastic films. Some authors have received the treatment multiple times, but alas, one author’s works have been repeatedly scathed in the transition. Whether it’s an inability to recreate his chaotic visions or simply too many producers missing the bloody point, Hunter S. Thompson’s (1937-2005) works have somehow been unable to get a faithful film adaptation. To be fair, of Where the Buffalo Roam (1980), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) and The Rum Diary (2011), I’ve only seen the latter two. However, from what I’ve heard, Where the Buffalo Roam was a complete disaster, even with Bill Murray as Thompson. Considering all the work that’s gone into honouring Thompson in those films (he sat through two of them, after all), it seems it’s always been the director to blame. With Where the Buffalo Roam, it was probably the fact that producer Art Linson had never directed anything before (his only other directional credit is for a 1984 sequel to Fast Times at Ridgemont High... eugh). Fear and Loathing on the other hand has always been mixed; on its own, it’s not considered anything great, but the film maintains a huge cult following (of which I am a part of). After Martin Scorsese and Oliver Stone were unable to adapt the book, Terry Gilliam swooped in and...hasn’t made anything particularly great since. But for those willing to get on board, Fear and Loathing’s a fun ride; if anything, the film’s cast was the highlight, especially Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Thompson. Everyone loves Johnny as Hunter—I mean, Raoul Duke... maybe a little too much. Here is where we get into The Rum Diary, which saw a wide release last weekend. Depp once again portrays Raoul—I mean, Paul Kemp—in this adaptation of a 1960s novel that went unpublished until 1998..: first bad sign. Something else to keep in mind is that Thompson wrote the bulk of it based on himself at the time, in his early twenties— Depp is pushing fifty. Finally, Withnail and I (1986) director Bruce Robinson, who also holds the sole writing credit for The Rum Diary (I thought this was an adaptation. ..), hasn’t directed a film in 19 years. To put it simply, despite a glimmer of hope partway through, the film is bookended by a go-nowhere plot and a mixed cast, some of whom can carry their own and others who desperately needed a director on set. And don’t even get me started on the writing. Perhaps with time, a respectable and faithful adaptation will be made of at least one of Thompson’s works. Animator Ralph Bakshi (1972’s Fritz the Cat and 1978’s animated The Lord of the Rings) argued that Fear and Loathing would’ ve made an excellent animated film were it to follow longtime Thompson collaborator Ralph Steadman’s drawings. At the time it wasn’t going to happen largely because animated films weren’t a respected medium. Nowadays, who knows: handled right, it’d certainly be well worth the wait. a 3 TH1IRT3EN’s on sale... and I’m buying! © Megadeth is my business By Angela Espinoza, Arts Editor ast Tuesday, Megadeth released [ures their 13-track, thirteenth album... oh wait, it’s six you’re supposed to say three times. Seriously though, this is probably one of Megadeth’s best albums to date. Despite their many lineup changes and the occasional experiment, the group’s maintained a solid, fantastically-angry sound almost 30 years later. Thirteen, as I will stylize it from hereon out, has an interesting background. Rather than writing thirteen completely new tracks for the album, Thirteen instead features several updated versions of previously recorded songs, songs written for video game soundtracks and, of course, a decent amount of new material. While this can appear to be a random array to offer. “Public Enemy” maintains the same brute albeit modern force the group brought on Endgame (2009), and “Whose Life” is just classic, hate- filled Dave —in a progressive way. “Wrecker” works in the same way “Whose Life” does, only this is clearly a raging post-breakup song, a welcome change from 2009’s “The Hardest Part of Letting Go... Sealed With a Kiss” decent song, awful title, thank god it’s 2011. The slowest track, “13,” which closes the album, is another one of Dave’s that lyrically summarizes where the band’s gone at this point; this is one that will either go down as one of Megadeth’s better or lesser songs — personally, I’m torn. As for the updates, “Black Swan,” (one of my favourite Megadeth songs) which was originally intended as a bonus track for Youthanasia (1994) and later released as a pre-order bonus on United Abominations (2007), has been given a rougher makeover. At “As for new material, the first two singles “Public Enemy No. 1” and “Whose Life (Is It Anyways?)” are easily some of the best the album has to offer.” of bonus tracks and songs better fitted elsewhere, it all fits together beautifully in the end. The first track, “Sudden Death,” kick starts the album with a straight minute of Dave Mustaine’s delicious shredding. It was initially written for the 2010 game Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock, which is something you can hear almost instantly, but it’s still Megadeth through and through. The same goes for “Never Dead,” written for the soon to be released game of the same name (which also features a soundtrack composed entirely by Megadeth); it’s a nonstop five minutes of darkness and insanity and it’s so awesome. As for new material, the first two singles “Public Enemy No. 1” and “Whose Life (Is It Anyways?)” are easily some of the best the album has first I wasn’t crazy about it, but this revamp suits the album far better than the original; the overall change was necessary, and I really can’t complain about the added guitar (doing so would be blasphemy). Another revamp, “New World Order,” which was written back in 1991 and has seen many demos since (one for the Duke Nukem soundtrack), has finally been given a version worthy enough to be considered complete. Thirteen is a solid effort all around. With founding member and bassist David Ellefson returning from nearly a 10 year absence, Shawn Drover providing an incredible performance on drums the whole way through, and Chris Broderick and Dave simply kicking all forms of ass on guitar, along with some of Dave’s best vocal work, Thirteen belongs on the shelves of any fan of Megadeth or metal otherwise.