x , f * the eS... 10 &4her Press April 30, 1996 Sex Pistols Punk Reborn by Earle Gale When Johnny Rotten was a mouldy-toothed They Shouldn’t Make You predecessor and the bands best songwriter, left Christmas? mine wasn t so—” Promise That Lois Simmie Douglas & McIntyre This is a good book to read when you’re feeling a bit depressed about life in general. It’s a quiet little novel about a housewife who spends most of her time dwelling on her sadness. But she finds the humour in her depression, reminding you that you can still laugh when you’re miserable: “How are you tonight?” I say. “Bored? Oh, that’s too bad, I'd take you to.a movie but I dont think we could reserve a whole row. You're what? Tired of wearing that yellow flowered paper? Well, I suppose we could get you some new paper, sort of a belated Christmas present. No, not stripes, not with your figure. You what? Had a rotten Gosh, I’m sorry to hear that but “Elenor!” Hugh is staring at me. Philip and Kate, too. I have their undivided attention. “What was that in aid of?” Hugh says, biting off each word as if he is giving a lesson in diction. “I was talking to the wall,” I say, and reach across the table for the entertainment section of the newspaper. Dostevsky could have used such reminders when he was writing Crime and Punishment. Simmie is a good, but not great, user of language. Her talent lies in her ability to understand which LOTS by the narrator’s quirky outlook—doesn’t come across as stale. The problems Elenor deals with are readily identifiable in many peoples’ experiences. The sense of dissatisfaction and the loneliness that young punk, he used to say “never trust a hippie.” The hippies were the over-thirties. The enemy. And the band Rotten fronted in the mid-to- _late 70s, The Sex Pistols, set out to rebel against _ everything that came before them, especially the over-thirties. . The Sex Pistols invented punk rock, under the tutelage of their manager, Malcolm McLaren, and clothes designer, Vivien Westwood. Kids copied their spiky, green hair and torn, safety- pinned clothes, and parents feared Rotten’s every outburst. The band gave new definition to the tired cliché of the angry teenager. They were so angry, they looked ready to burst. Almost two decades after the day in 1978 when he stormed off the stage in San Francisco and out of the ground-breaking band, a pudgy, 40-year-old Rotten returned to one of his favorite old haunts, the 100 Club in London’s Oxford Street. It was the scene of many a Sex Pistols gig. With him again in 1996 was bassist, Glen Matlock; guitarist, Steve Jones; and drummer, Paul Cook. And they had some news for the world. They had reformed the band. The press in attendance were incredulous. Sure, they were middle-aged, said Rotten (now using his birth-name, Lydon), but he was unapologetic. We simply want to make some money, he said, and get some respect. But what about Sid Vicious? (The one-time bass player died of a heroin overdose in 1978 while on trial for murdering girlfriend, Nancy Spungen.) in 1976 to join Iggy Pop. But now Matlock is back, and Lydon is billing the reformed band as the real Sex Pistols. And with that, a legend is reborn. Perhaps even sending a shiver down the spine of one or two of today’s parents. Because punk is fashionable again. Bands like Green Day and Rancid are raking in the sort of big bucks that always eluded the Sex Pistols. The Pistols only made one album, Never Mind the Bollocks. They failed to cash-in on the publicity they created, but now they want their share of the booty. The Pistols are simply the latest, if least expected, in a long list of bands from yesteryear who are looking for some easy money. They start their world tour in Finland on June 21st, and will zig-zag over most of Europe before heading for North America in the autumn. Although no North American dates have been fixed yet, they are expected to be in Vancouver sometime in November, personality clashes permitting. While it’s easy to scoff at The Sex Pistols and accuse them of “selling out,” it might just be worth taking a look at this band if you get a chance. They are responsible for creating the one of the most distinctive sounds since the sixties, and spawned a world-wide movement that lasted well into the 80s, fostering the scores of imitators around today. While the Sex Pistols are not in the same league of songwriting and musicianship as many current bands such as the Stone Roses and Oasis, emotions go with which situations. This results in refreshingly human reactions, and refreshingly human characters. This book is as easy to read as a letter from a friend. The plot is rather predictable and has a certain recycled flavour. In spite of this, the story—rescued “Sid was nothing more than a coat hanger,” Lydon said, “filling an empty space on stage.” Cruel as it sounded, it was true. Vicious, who often played smeared in blood, was long on image and short on talent. The Pistols started to go downhill after Glen Matlock, Sid’s it’s a sure bet they wont leave the stage unless the crowd throws something larger than a Sherman tank their way. So go and see the Grandfathers of punk if you get a chance. But be warned, whatever you do— don’t trust ‘em. 4 she wrestles with aren’t restricted to unhappy Saskatchewan housewives; we’re all confronted with them, at least at some point in our lives. Like I said, it will cheer you up. by Corene McKay Music West ‘96 Regurgitated from http\\www@musicwest.com This is all about music. An annual event that happens in Vancouver in May (May 2-5 this year). This is the fifth year. A conference and music - festival that is attended by industry h professionals including managers, agents, gee @ publishers, A&R reps & club buyers from all over the world. The conference is an excellent: opportunity to network with them, and the festival is an excellent opportunity to showcase these talented musicians. Images, too Festival (May 2-5) 200, count’em, two hundred rockin’ indie bands incite wild, unrequited partying all over Vancouver. Spend $34 for a wristband—what a deal!—from TicketMaster (280-4444) Band Selection “Each artist is listened to by 3 different people. These people are industry types like Conference (May 2-5) Speaking of music...such industry giants as Johnette Napolitano (former lead singer of Concrete Blonde), Professor Griff (Public Enemy’s), Doug Rasheed (Grammy Award winner), label presidents and more.... An excellent opportunity to network, and schmooze. Sound managers, agents, indie record company staff, Advice, May 4; Student Day May Volunteering studio managers, , Dige : . a engineers, producers, New this year, at the (Next year, when the Other Press World Wide Web Volunteer promoters, media, Plaza, a lounge setup to starts advertising for volunteers, run down here and pick up an application...) The benefits to volunteering; you can earn vouchers, as you work, to get into certain aspects of the conference and festival; t-shirt; opportunity to display your “message” on our special Internet’s Message Board; a Certificate of Appreciation, tons of prizes to win from our Volunteer Incentive Program, an invitation to the Volunteer Wrap Up Party, exposure and experience in working in the music industry and networking with other volunteers. musicians and music fans. They are graded from 1-10. Those that score the highest are short listed and the final selection is made by the festival team. There are many factors involved, not just whether or not we think a band is good. We receive submissions from hundreds of interact with stars. “Drinks and dancing people, lava lamps....” Slam City Jam (May 3-5) National Skateboard Championship. Plaza of Nations. A cornicopia of bands, broken bones, a ae 96, SSM P talented artists but the reality is there are only busted boards, beauty ' d 200 showcases available. A lot of deserving from be...above. Get the Scott Simmer artists will not be selected but it is NOT Picture? All-ages, $10 at because we didn’t think they were worthy.” the door for the Friday 20 clubs are used, housing over 200 hundred qualifier, $15 for bands. 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