Bergan ma’ start doing their
mercials. In other words, look
them to dial long distance

re often than a college student
ing home. This campaign

uld be very rewarding to the
yals, who snuck into the

yoffs last year, but fell on a

zer beater to UCC from

loops, the team that eventually
ished third in Canada. “The

saw the momentum,” says

ear Mr NBA,
name is Billy James and I am 9
rs old. Why aren't you letting

r players play basketball? I

ssed basketball all
mer ‘cause you put a
on all your 'renas so
Jordan and Mr

one and their friends §
Idn't get in.

My daddy takes me to
e sometimes, he

es up his money and

y basketball. Mr Jordan
es here too, but my
dy can't buy those tickets ‘cause

daddy complains about how
ch money your tickets are. He

he “nosebleeds,” and
rich people get to
right by the court. I
't know why he calls
m “nosebleeds”

se my nose dont

ed when I sit there.
you help my

dy, and other mom-
s and daddies, Mr
A? I think that you
uld make it so tickets squeeze
’t cost so much,

p the “Larry Bird rule” so they
get more money. Why did Mr
have to get a rule made so he
d make more money? My

 
   

   
   

y rich people can see Mr Jordan.

s that the real fans have to sit up

Make money the Jazz
way. $20 per breast

OP File Photo
heard that your players want to

had the least amount of luck as
any team could ever have and still
the guys managed to rally around
in the second half of the year.”

As the above analogy suggests,
the Royals have a smaller line-up
going into this season, losing 6’7”
forwards Jon Fast and Mark
Craven. So instead of a grind-it-
out, bangin’-under-the-boards style
of basketball, look for a very up-

tempo, run’n’gun, trapping and

ear Mr NBA

mommy and daddy don’t have rules
made so they can get more money,
when mommy wanted more money
from the school board she went on
“strike.” Is that what your
players are doing Mr
NBA? Are they on strike?
Why won’ you give them
more money Mr NBA?
Mommy and daddy say
they are “broke” all the
time. Are you broke too?
On the news it said

es me to the rena tO “1 also endorse degree that you want to make it
Mr Jordan's friends _antiperspirant” so players that smoke

Op File Photo “marawana” are not aloud

to play for some games and

they have to pay you some of their
money. I think this is good.
Marawana is bad. My big sister did
“pot” once. Mommy got real mad at
her for doing drugs and grounded
her. Are you going to make players
mj grounded if they smoke

4 pot like my sister?

Please Mr NBA I want
to see Mr Jordan and his
friends on TV again. | like
watching those big dunks
that they can do. I want to
4 go see Shareef (‘cause he’s

my favourite) this year do
those moves that make him
get on TV with Sqire Barns.

Could you get your play-
ers back in your ‘renas soon
Mr NBA? I'm sad without basket-
ball.

Billy

pressing game to be brought by the
men’s team. This attack will be
lead by point guard Robbie
McClelland, who is considered to
be the BCCAAs fastest player with
a basketball; while Aaron
Frampton, a very athletic player
for 67”, will try to fill the big
shoes left by last year's all-star, Jon
Fast. Danny Elliott and Blair

Chan-Kent return to the Royals
after one year off because of
injuries, and will add valuable
experience and depth to the
perimeter game.

“With our relentless attack, I
don’t think anyone will want to
play us,” says Coach Munro, who
will be running [2 deep on the
bench in an attempt to wear out

Upcoming Games

Soccer v. Malaspina @ Queen's park, New Westminster. Women 2pm, Men 2pm

the other teams in the BCCAA.
“We'll be the pests of the league.”

Should the cards fall right for
the Royals in their pursuit of BC
and Canadian championships,
these guys will be worth more than
10 cents a minute to watch.

Wheelchair Basketball, hosting Women's national team @ New West Saturday,

Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday.

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