January 14, 2004 Culture ¢ the other press © Poetry/Fiction/Essays/etc. White Lie You take the foil lump offered to you by liver-spotted hands and smile. You know its contents, home-made lasagne, your favourite, unlike that cafeteria mush, mass-produced by some hair-netted hag and her motley crew of students, stirring up a way to pay off their debts. You guard your treasure carefully, aware of its value in your college dormitory. Not trusting your floor-mates, you place the silver package on the sill outside your window, to keep it cool and safe. You leave, locking the door behind you. When you return to feast, it is gone. You eye your roommate, suspiciously, disappointed that she would eat and not tell. Gazing out the window you hear a commotion down below so you look and you see it— your silver treasure chest, sparkling in the sun, its jewels, its ornaments being picked apart by seagulls and transported to unknown destinations. You glare at the pirates, then sigh, resigning yourself to another cafeteria dinner. The following weekend, you return to the little stucco house in East Vancouver, raving about last week’s wonderful lasagne. Grandma's eyes twinkle, perfect dentures glisten, as you tell her that you just couldn't get enough. Barbara K. Adamski http://www.otherpress.ca e¢ Page 15 Pe