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As the 70s rolled to a halt, so too did the popularity of
Douglas College. Enrollment was at an all-time low. So
much so that Day himself was forced to enroll in a full-
time courseload to keep the school in the black. It is
unknown whether Day ever paid back the student loan.

He struggled to keep his GPA above water, but soon
realized that further action was necessary. Now was the
time to call in those entertainment biz favours. The strings
he went to pull had weakened over the years, however, and
the best he could do was land a guest spot on a lost episode

of The Muppet Show.

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dance routine with Fozzie and Gonzo, the show seeme

rating new interest in the sagging, dilapidated

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