issue 21 / volume 40

 

 

 

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Jerrison Oracion
Contributor

oodnight Sochi.

Goodnight the Black Sea.
Goodnight coastal cluster.
Goodnight mountain cluster.

Goodnight Vladimir Putin.
Goodnight Thomas Bach.
Goodnight Team Canada.
Goodnight Olympic mittens.

Goodnight hot air and cold air.
Goodnight Canadian Olympic double
medalists.

Goodnight Gilmore Julio who gave
Denny Morrison a second chance.

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: Goodnight skiers that were tied.

: Goodnight the polar bear, the hare,

: and the leopard.

: Goodnight Yuzuru Hanyu who beat

: Patrick Chan with a world record short
: program.

: Goodnight Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir
: who could have got a gold medal.

: Goodnight figure skating judges that

: could have gave Yuna Kim a gold

: medal.

: Goodnight successful Canadian

: hockey and curling teams.

: Goodnight Andi Petrillo and Andrew
: Chang.

: Goodnight Ron Maclean.

: Goodnight athletes everywhere.

 

 

 

Larry was starting to realize that his master’s degree
in early modern literature wasn’t going to make this
macchiato extra-hot.

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