ae O - bn = a ad The Other Press is now on Twitter! Follow us to stay up-to-date with what’s happening at the paper, Douglas College and around town! twitter.com/TheOtherPress Banking on trouble Liam Britten editor in chief r the average citizen of the Western Pies I can imagine few outrages more insulting than the bailing out of the big banks after they began to fail in 2008. These are corporations that aren’t exactly popular in the minds of their customers—they’re impersonal, inconvenient to deal with and despite this somehow manage to turn billions in profit—so it’s only understandable that when they fall apart largely as a result of their own greed, those customers are pretty pissed that they’re receiving a free hand up with no strings attached; at taxpayer expense, of course. On the same line of thinking, a recent suggestion from Prime Minister Gordon Brown of the U.K. really resonated with me. At a meeting in Scotland of G20 finance ministers, Brown suggested that to prevent situations like this in the future, the G20 nations should establish a global tax on financial transactions that every bank would need to pay. The money collected from this tax would be used a sort of contingency fund in case the banks ever face a disaster like the current one in the future. “It cannot be acceptable that the benefits of success in this sector are reaped by the few but the costs of its failure are borne by all of us,” Brown told the G20. Novel thinking, Mr. Prime Minister. How is it equitable in any way that when banks and their shareholders get to have all the profits from their massive enterprises but assume none of the risk if they aren’t successful? It’s completely against the spirit of capitalism and entrepreneurship that these banks claim to foster and sometimes even personify. But it seems like without a tax like Brown is suggesting, the banks are really operating without a safety net. It would be like any one of us driving our cars without insurance. After all, we shouldn’t be allowed to operate something like a car, which has the potential to negatively affect others whether through human error or inherent systemic faults, so how do these bank owners get away with operating corporations as large as theirs, whose failures are now affecting billions around the world? It’s just not fair. Brown’s onto a great idea but it’ll never work; it'll never work because America will never support it. American politicians hate any sort of measure that limits the ability of mega corporations to make money and they especially hate to implement any measures that reek of internationalism and global cooperation. After all, what good have furrenners ever done for America? Besides democracy, republicanism, and their precious hamburgers, of course. I’m sure a lot of average Americans would support a measure like this but the banks and their lobbys are simply too powerful and influential to allow something like this to happen. They’ll twist the rubber arms of America’s politicians into seeing their way; you know, how the invisible hand of the market can solve everything, how much more efficient self- regulation is and most importantly, how much money the banks can contribute to re-election campaigns in 2010. The moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter how good this will be for the people, global stability, and really, the banks themselves; what matters is that bottom lines will be affected, and for the banks, that’s all that matters. They’ ve never cared about the people who are their customers— but maybe they should’ve. Because with the mess they’re in now, it’s us, the people, the customers, who have to care for them. Your friend in high fidelity, Liam Britten Editor in chief The Other Press