From The Editor Editorial — By Adam Honsinger Okay, so my first issue as the editor of the Other Press proved to be somewhat superficial—the spring clean was more of a renovation, the learning curve more of a stagger—and the result has been a bittersweet debut. But now the floors are swept, the schedules are carved in granite tablets, | have defined the parameters of my editorial jurisdiction, and alas, we have integrated a much needed business manager into the fray. As a result, | think you will find in this issue, a more accomplished equilibrium between the publishing trinity of aesthetic, content, and typographical integrity. While the Other Press undergoes a summer face-lift of both style and staff, Douglas College is currently negotiating the Liberal government's slash-and- burn economics. As you may have heard, the new budget will translate into higher tuition fees, departmental and administrative cutbacks, and among other things, the possible closure of the Thomas Haney campus in Maple Ridge. As students, we are almost con- stantly negotiating budgets ourselves, and therefore, perhaps we should act as consultants regarding the most appropriate ways of allocating funds. As it stands, we are vulnerable in these semesters of self-cultivation to the money foccussed perpective of the “Senior Management’. As your student paper, we will try to keep you informed about how these changes manifest specific to you as a student. The compromise of education is clear- ly a grave and sensitive issue. And so as Douglas College begins to sweep its own floors, let's hope they do a more competent job than | did in the last issue. Sincerely, Adam Honsinger, Editor NEWS 4...Blood Donors Needed 4...New "Buckle Up" Initiative 5...Program Closure 5... he Third Degree OPINIONS 6...When Love Goes Bad 6...Science Matters 7... The Private Sector 8...Broad’s Eye View 9,..Suburban Graffiti 9...0pinion Poll CULTURE 10...What’s On flround Town 11...Epiphany in Vancouver 12...CD Reviews 13...Dreaming of Guitar Lessons 14...In Appreciation of Belletristic Endeavors 16...Photo{graphic) 18... Event Turns 30 18...Classifieds FEATURES 19...Democracy Watch: The fictive Activist 21...Defending the Nation 23...Undercover Racism SPORTS 25...Ainother Seventh Inning Retch 25...Aired in Mediocrity 26...Under Suspension...or Bad Officiating 27...Soccer: Season Finale ASTROLOGY 28...The Oracle