www.theotherpress.ca OPINIONS. CrackBerry tale The slow deterioration of BlackBerry Elliot Chan Opinions Editor “ts opinions@ theotherpress.ca lashback to three, maybe five years ago, when BlackBerry was supplying the dominant product in the smartphone market. Then BlackBerry phones disappeared. One moment we were hearing the trademark clicking of fingers to keypad, and the next there was silence. Consumers lost interest, and stock value plummeted. New executives were brought in, but nothing could save the former titan of mobile devices from irrelevancy. Technology, like evolution, has always been about survival of the fittest. Whoever adapts to the changing environment first will gain dominance. BlackBerry, however, was unable to foresee that touch screen was the next phase in smartphone technology. BlackBerry founder and former CEO of Research in Motion, Mike Lazaridis, underestimated the market and overestimated consumers’ loyalty to his product. After the initial release of the iPhone, BlackBerry executives held a board meeting where Lazaridis denied change. He pointed at a touch screen example and said, “T don’t get this.” People like the keypad, he thought—and if it isn't broken... Like the story about the tortoise and the hare, there is just no way for the hare to catch up now after waking up—not from a nap, but from a productivity-coma. But what choice does the company have now that it has pretty much given away its most valued asset, BlackBerry Messenger Blackberry Curve | Photo courtesy of Wikimedia (BBM) and appointed a new interim CEO, John Chen? I believe there are three possibilities for Chen and BlackBerry in the next five years. One is for them to peter out. They'll continue down the path they are going, trying to keep up with Apple and Android. Even if their products are of greater quality, their diminished reputation will leave consumers wary about purchasing—there might be a few loyal CrackBerry-heads, but appealing only to them would either leave the company in ruins or forced into a merger or acquisition. The second possibility is for BlackBerry to transition away from creating devices and focus on being an iMessaging company. This scenario might seem like a huge step backwards, but I believe it’s the most reasonable. Since product experts already consider every BlackBerry smartphone to be obsolete, there is no reason to waste precious time and money developing them for the waste bin. By focussing on perhaps their best innovation, BBM, they can gain some leverage and loyalty back. As it stands, BBM currently has 80-million active users. The third possibility brings me back to BBM and the idea of thinking ahead of the curve and anticipating trends. BlackBerry failed to do that with touch screens, but they were able to foresee the future of instant messaging—well, at least they did many years ago. The original concept was risky. They made BBM exclusive to BlackBerry devices, which forced consumers to own a BlackBerry if they wanted to use the free and efficient messaging service. That tactic won't work now, but there are many more innovations out there in the sea of wireless technology. In this scenario, it really does become an arms race, because Apple, Android, and a bunch of other little fish are racing for the same best new idea. Cynicism can be positive How cynics can facilitate positive social change Julia Siedlanowska | Staff Writer Recently, as I listened to the ever so happy tune “Sunday Morning” by The Velvet Underground, I couldn’t help but picture the song playing well in contrast to a depressing scene in a movie. A good example is the scene in 50/50 where Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character, Adam, is walking through a hospital to the tunes of the Bee Gees. He is high after receiving chemotherapy, and as he walks past a gurney with a black body bag, he laughs wholeheartedly knowing he may be next. This kind of black humour is easily understood and accepted by most. I thought about the song and how it made me contemplate the role of cynicism in our daily lives. Why could I not accept the song for what it was? (The fact that the song is thought to be about a stalker has nothing to do with it.) Cynicism is the distrust of others’ motives based on the belief that people are motivated purely by self-interest. I believe this to be mostly true. Think of a nice thing you did and try to discern whether or not you had any hidden pleasures from that action. Chances are the kindness was mutually beneficial. There are certain truths about humanity that cynics tend to accept—and this is a good thing. Most successful comedians today are cynics that make use of stereotypes and social taboos. Louis CK’s routines consist of setting up common moral beliefs and then admitting to ignoring them in action. They consist of making fun of sensitive subjects such as genocides and racial injustices. One of my favourite YouTube clips of CK is his appearance on Conan O’Brien’s show talking about cellphones. He admits that underneath everything, human beings are all afraid of being alone. So they need to constantly check their phones to fill the empty void inside them. This is something that we all know as the truth; however, we often chose to ignore it. Humour is a way to deal with our problems. It can facilitate self-acceptance when we feel hatred towards ourselves. Cynics are choosing not to be a part of the status quo. If they are unsatisfied, they will voice it with sarcasm, and that’s healthy. If everyone pretended to be satisfied with the way things were, we would be in big trouble. There is a way to be a positive cynic and it is through humour. The days when I’m most down are the days when reality doesn’t coincide with the tender expectations I have for it. In these situations, the only thing to alleviate the pain of disappointment is a kindred spirit whose honesty and acceptance turn disappointment into laughter. Laughing at our own inherent selfishness is a non-confrontational form of pointing out an opportunity for change. Pretending that all of our actions as a society are positives is foolish. We must be cynics with heart. 15