Other Classifieds ATTENTION ALL DOUGLAS COL-' LEGE STUDENTS The counsellors at Douglas College: ‘would like you to know that there will be NO interruption of our services during the current "crisis" situation that exists between the management and faculty groups at the college. We have received many phone calls and other inquiries about our availability during this semester to help students with personal, educational, and career issues. We want you to know that all counselling-services will continue as scheduled unless we are lock- ed out by management or forced to go out on strike. In addition, we will continue to offer the Personal Developement Workshops being adver- tised in the student services center and on the bulletin boards around the col- lege. If you have any questions regarding our services or the current situation please drop by and talk with one of us. Mia Gordon, Beth Morris, Everett Robinson, and Alena Strauss On Campus ON CAMPUS DOUGLAS COLLEGE WORK-STUDY POSITIONS AccessSurveyor,M/RCampusand- N/WCampus,Jan-April $8.25/hr #WS- 4005-S8 B.C.Association of Disabled Students, Jan-April,$8.25/hr #WS-3068-B | AdultBasicEducation Student Follow- upStudy,Jan-April $8.25/hr #WS-4003-A9 Painting D/C Gym, Jan-April, $8.25/hr #WS-4009-A 10 English Evaluation, Jan-April, $8.25/hr #WS-002-E1 Careers and Volunteer Service in Criminal Justice System: A Resource Guide, Jan-April $8.25/hr #WS-4001-S6 Off Campus OFF CAMPUS DOUGLAS COLLEGE WORK-STUDY POSITIONS Arts Club Theatre, Jan-April, $8.25/hr, #WS-4016-A8 TrailBrochureForBurnabyLake- RegionalPark,Jan-April, $8.25/hr #WS- 4010-S9 Womens Skill Developement Society, Jan-April, $8.25/hr #WS-3087- W1 Touchstone Theatre, Jan-April, $8.25/hr . #WS-3090-T4 Surrey Community Resource Society Jan-April, $8.25/hr #WS-3090-S5 Technical Assistant, Jan-April $8.25/hr #WS-3091-N1 Help Wanted P/T Jobs, Flexible Hours, Ideal for stu- dents, call between 1-6pm 434-0450 FREE WORKSHOPS FOR WOMEN SPRING’88 IntrotoTestPrep Hints, Thurs, Feb4th12- 2rm.2803,Mia Gordon, Counsellor Introto Building Self-Esteem Thurs, March 3 12-2 rm.2803,Beth Morris, Coun- sellor Intro to Interpersonal Communication Skills, Thurs, March 17 12-2 rm.2803, Beth Morris, Counsellor Intro to Assertiveness for Women Thurs, March 17 12-2 rm. 2803 Mia Gordon, Counsellor IntrotoTestPrep Thurs April 7 12- 2rm.2803MiaGordon, Counsellor Other Personals Wanted, Tall Svelte Blonde (M/F) who enjoys biathalon, slamdancing and leather clothing with spikes. For intimate Blow- ~ torch lit evening with a short large nosed in- dividual smelling vaguelyof herrings. Reply 555-SEXY Help: Just escaped the Gangsters on Tri- Skelion and got here via Vulcan. There I got a taste of Vulcan sex and it nearly killed me. If anyone knows the technique and can handle the punishment, let’s get together. I’m the one with the Blue Skin. Truck Driving Woman: I saw you get in your rig on Monday the 18th, your Mack Jacket, Jack Daniels Hat & En- gineers Boots set the crease in my hair afire. Reply to this ad & we’ll long haul down the North Forty Reply Box 134 this paper. To the RIGHT MAN: 19 year old woman is looking for older man to have a long overdue relationship. Man must be taller than 5°5" and ableto carry out a reasonable conversation on anymetaphysical plane,hemust also be- able to make decisionswithout sitting aroundfor half-an-hour. If you are the RIGHT MAN apply at OP. Tothehuman embodiment of AstarteinOntario,how’s life? Phoenix was mind expanding and I am really get- ting interestedas you people are mondo cool. Reply soon, The Drunken Fool S.L. from McGill, So I made a fool of myself at New Years. Being drunk and disappointed is not conducive to eloquence. Please forgive me and don’t spread any nasty rumors. See -you in the funny pages, the real nice guy. Public Service AFTERNOON DOWN UNDER The excitement is building throughout Australia as the countdown to Expo ’88 begins. Whether or not you are planning a trip “down under" this year, you'll enjoy an afternoon preview of Australia’s attractions and beauty, to be held at Douglas College on Sat.-Feb. 6 as a part of the ongoing Armchair Traveller’s Series. Expert travel guides, Karin and George Storey, will lead participants on a three-hour slide and film "tour" of the largest country in the South Pacific. THe workshop will cover the Expo ’88 host city of Brisbane and many other parts of this fascinating Commonwealth nation. The course is one of a variety of cul- tural programs held at the New Westminster campus of Douglas Col- lege. For further information about the course Australia and Expo °88, please call 520-573. Male Care Attendant required to work with a mentally handicapped man. $7.90/hr #P-4021. Sales Clerk for a retail store PT eve & weekends salary to be discussed #P- 4024. Submit your own Classified or personal to Classifieds Box Creative Non-Fiction A Contest: To discover where the poet, essayist, fiction writer and journalist meet to shape the page An Invitation: To submit personal narratives; essays, ideas, commentary: descriptive sketches; memoirs, journals, narrative contemplations... Prizes: Three winners will each receive $500, plus publication in Event Note: Previously published material cannot be considered Maximum length for submission is 5000 words, typed, double-spaced, sase Entry Fee: All submissions must be accompanied by a $10.00 entry fee—and all entrants will receive the next three issues of Event free (Those already subscribing will receive a one-year extension) DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES: MARCH 1, 1988 A Contest: An Invitation: contemplations... Prizes: Note: double-spaced, sase Entry Fee: extension) Creative Non-Fiction To discover where the poet, essayist, fiction writer and journalist meet to shape the page To submit personal narratives; essays, ideas, commentary; descriptive sketches; memoirs, journals, narrative Three winners will each receive $500, plus publication in Event Previously published material cannot be considered Maximum length for submission is 5000 words, typed, All submissions must be accompanied by a $10.00 entry fee—and all entrants will receive the next three issues of : Event free (Those already subscribing will receive a one-year DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES: MARCH 1, 1988 Notification: May 1, 1988, with publication in Summer 1988 Preliminary judging by the editors of Event Final Judge: Myrna Kostash, author of No Kidding—Inside the World of Teenage Girls; Long Way from Home; and All of Baba’s Children Address: Creative Non-Fiction Event. The Douglas College Review P.O. Box 2503, New Westminster, British Columbia Canada V3L 5B2 cobage Notification: May 1, 1988, with publication in Summer 1988 Preliminary judging by the editors of Event Final Judge: Myrna Kostash, author of No Kidding—Inside the World of Teenage Girls; Long Way from Home; and All of Baba’s Children Address: Creative Non-Fiction Event, The Douglas College Review P.O. Box 2503, New Westminster, British Columbia Canada V3L 5B2 $ ‘aalee