Lions fans, BC came out with gumbo in their shorts for the first 30 minutes and then put their paws in the air and whined for the remaining thirty. Led by Damon Allen, the Lions = started out whimper- ing with Allen get- ting sacked on the fourth play of . the game. This would be one of five; most of them perpetrat- ed by #46, aptly named he Lions’ loss last Saturday to Edmonton was for lack of trying, In a scene fortunately all too familiar to - | Malvin ee SES 9 Hunter, crap. Is that “duelling banjos” | hear? who The 0 the Futurely Departe the tune of ‘Bye Bye Love’): Bye Bye League \ Bye Bye CFL \ We didn’t know you well \ Because you didn’t sell \ Good bye CFL \, Good bye. When I first started watching football in the early mid-eighties, I here are those who can't wait for “Adidas Friday Night Football,” or those ho madly dash home after work paint themselves in Roughrider een, praying that their team can ybe squeeze out a win over the gary Stampeders. Well, I’m sad say that in the near future, the rase “Radically Canadian” will replaced with this refrain (To was an ardent Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan (where, oh where, have the glory days gone). I had no idea who most of the players were, and for the most part I still don't, Rednecks corked Allen at least four times in the first half alone. By the end of the third quarter, all Allen could see was #46 on every Edmonton jersey. It became brutally obvious the offensive line needed some serious help, so Allen decided he could do a better job than his running backs and ran the ball 4 times in the game for a massive 4 yds. To his credit, however, when he was allowed some time, Allen could put the ball in his receivers’ hands completing 72% of his passes, most of them going to Rod Harris. The only good thing to come out of the half was ex- Edmonton boy “Downtown” Eddie Brown, who managed a touchdown (along with Passaglia’s convert) for the only points in the first quarter. However, that was it until quarter four. The rest of the story is all Edmonton. Edmonton came out with their customary killer defense, and quickly went to work, holding the Lions to 7 in the half. No big story there. Nor with the QBing but it was good, Canadian football. Today, most teams simply try to fill their quota of Canadian players and then let the imports (i.e. Americans) do the work on the field. Now, that is not to say that there aren't Canadian players that truly deserve to be in this league or any other, but because of the rela- tively limited promotion of the game in Canada, the numbers of soon to be defunct “Waltz of the Titans.” Fugue in G maj. Op. 69. of David Archer, who left a little reminder oi Eskimo of old Danny McManus’ inability to place a ball. This is not to say he didn’t have a few great passes like one beautiful- ly timed, right-in-the-breadbasket lob pass to a Lions defender. The credit for the 3 touchdowns, and for any yards gained from passing, goes to the E-town receivers. Myron Wise, Don Blair and full- back Troy Mills all got knocked around like match sticks in the wind because of the Archer's inac- curacy. The catches were spectacu- lar, with receivers in full extension to snag Archer's passes, outrunning corners, and leaping over safeties to grasp the ball. The hits were equally -;-ectacular. The poor receivers x. pt Edmonton in the game, and with a decent quarter- back at the helm, Edmonton could be a contender for the big cup again this year. At the half, the score was within one, BC 13, E- town 14, It could have gone either way, and the Lions were pumped com- ing out after half-time to play the truly talentec. Canadians has dwin- dled. The CFL should not, have to promote the game by itself; howev- er, it should lend support to com- munities who want to start their own city league programs. The NEL has a “Punt, Pass & Kick” competi- third quarter and keep Edmonton from getting anything but a field goal. Then, the turnaround play. Edmonton deep in BC territory, Archer opts to throw when out of nowhere comes a Leos defender to snatch the ball out of the air on the goal line and run it back ten yards. Such a big play so late in the game with the scores so tight can start a team on fire. And the Lions were no exception, except that the fire burned off their hands, and on the second play after the interception, they fum- bled the ball and gave Edmonton six more. The rest of the game was a walk in the park for E-town, even when Danny Barrett was brought in to try for a pride touchdown late in the fourth. That, and Lui missing a 47 yrd field goal led to the inevitable demise of another BC Lions game to the tune of 27-21. Trade the offensive line for a gas tank or something. CEL is on its last legs with no saviour in sight dren from age 8-15, so why can't the CFL have something similar? Have regional competitions in each city with all of the winners from each age group competing at the Grey Cup for the title of national champion. Currently, the CFL is promoting a five-on-five flag foot- tion open to chil- THE SUSWAY, ASANDWICH ™ SHOULD BE: Douglas College Royal Avenue 8th STREET Columbia Street 74 Eighth Street New Westminster, BC V3M 3P1 Ph/FAX: 522-7823 Buy any 12" sub with 2 medium fountain drinks and. receive the 2nd sub* *Of equal or lesser value. Not valid with any other promotions. Expires Oct. 31/98. With Douglas College ID FREE The Other Press September 23 1998 Page 9