[ ree a September 10, 2003 e the other press © Contents From The Editor News Opposing Groups Rally in Vancouver Youth Educational Assistance Funding Increase Extended School Speed Zone Times New Passport Photo Regulations Print Futures E-zine Launched 2010 Countdown Clock arrives in New Westminster Fun with the OP Oouana»nst Opinions t Right Hook 8 The Resurrection of lrony 9 Smoking Etiquette 101 9 Science Matters 10 | Want You to Taunt Me 10 Deep Thoughts 11 Editorial Cartoon 11 Paparazzi The days of summer are gone. The 11 Third Degree days of Broad’s Eye View are gone. The days of Jennifer Aikman Look as your Editor are gone. She'll be missed but you can still access her witty humour over at Culture , www.zed.cbc.ca where she is the new 12 What's On Around Town web editor for Zed. 13 Elivismania Some of you may remember my 13 Fresh Baked name. Yes, its true I have hung 14 New Spins: CD Reviews around the paper long enough that I 14 This Month in History finally landed the gig of Editor. I’ve 15 Fanboy’s Corner done it all and I hope it has prepared 15 | Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change me enough to bring smiles to some of your faces and tears to some of : your eyes. Some of you love me and of Photo|[graphic] some of you hate me. My goal as edi- tor is to sway you all to one side. The question is, “Whose side will be swayed?” Features I will attempt to entertain you 18 Douglas Then and Now every week but I'll need your help. 20 The Gulf Islands Without the submissions we receive from the students our paper would be full of our own opinions. To help make our paper diverse, please con- Sports tinue to send in your thoughts, opin- 22 Lebron James hens; gael gree 22 ~—‘ Flashzilla Knows Best Don't get me wrong, I could easily ; eatertain you myself everyweek and I 23 Douglas Royals Athletics Schedule know the readers are now thinking, “Yes, yes” but I am sorry, I’m just not 27 that selfish. I like to share the spot- light. It’s going to be a bumpy ride folks so please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for the ride that is Fall Semester 2003. Ta-ta, Kerry Evans, Editor. Classifieds The Other Press Submission Guidelines The weekly deadline for submissions is the_editor57@hotmail.com News Saew Janties a Wednesday at 9:00a.m. for publication All other submissions should be for- a 9 - a 5 > . . . inions acant s a the following Wednesday. Letters to the warded to the appropriate section editor P See, Editor, vacant sections and “time sensi- below. Please include your name, phone Culture Amanda Aikman submit_to_culture@yahoo.ca tive” articles (weekend news or sports number/email address, and the word Features Barbara K. Adamski —_opfeatures@netscape.net and cultural reviews) will be accepted count, and submit via email as an MS Sports Adam Gordon dcsportseditor@yahoo.ca until Saturday midnight and can be sub- Word.doc attachment to the attention of : : . : : “ r Coquitlam Munir Amlani opstuff@amlani.ca mitted to the editor, Kerry Evans at: the appropriate editor. Correspondent http://www.otherpress.ca « Page 3