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such as Vanilla Ice’s reliance on being white, or Insane Clown Posse’s

 

reliance on shock. What gimmicks are we not likely to see?
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Vancouver’s most dangerous ghetto, where the average
household income is only $120,000 a year. 4 5

Se Rappin’ Ronnie: Ron Paul’s new side project where he will
use G-Funk beats to rap about non-intervention in foreign
affairs and libertarian values. He will be best known for trying 1 1
to battle rap Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke.

Bice OP Dirty Dastard: a scurrilous ruffian with a blinged-out
monocle and a lack of respect for established order. He will be 3 4 9 2
known as a scoundrel and blackguard all over the colonies.

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